Random Thoughts 17: Here we go again.
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I got a text for "Richard" last week inviting me to a Nikki Haley women's thing in Des Moines. Blocked the number, got another one today.
Looks to me like the zip code is off. No prize for you. Fort Dodger.
Oh there's no defending what I may or may not have been involved in. There are some small animals, some potentially illegal aliens, and woman I thought was a man that will never forget that night.
The most memorable part of my wedding was when I was standing up front waiting on everyone after bringing in the parents.
I looked a couple rows behind my parents and smiled at my favorite aunt (my uncle had passed already) and sitting with her was her son and his wife. This uncle was my dad's closest brother. Then I looked across the aisle and saw my soon to be wife's uncle and saw him look with a weird look across the aisle.
I forgot to mention that about a month before this I was with my fiance and her family at her uncles house for thanksgiving or something and I was just listening to him talk about how he likes it when he sticks it to people as an insurance adjuster, he's a tavern hawk so no surprise. He was really going off on stuff, he liked to complain. He would complain about things like how much the postmaster in town was a moron and jackwagon, really ripped on the dude. Then talk about other people and crap on them. So he was a difficult person. That stuff ran through my mind as I looked at him while standing in front of the church waiting.
Oh, when I looked back at my cousin, a postmaster, I had to laugh. Hey bud, maybe not trash people in front of new people.
I looked a couple rows behind my parents and smiled at my favorite aunt (my uncle had passed already) and sitting with her was her son and his wife. This uncle was my dad's closest brother. Then I looked across the aisle and saw my soon to be wife's uncle and saw him look with a weird look across the aisle.
I forgot to mention that about a month before this I was with my fiance and her family at her uncles house for thanksgiving or something and I was just listening to him talk about how he likes it when he sticks it to people as an insurance adjuster, he's a tavern hawk so no surprise. He was really going off on stuff, he liked to complain. He would complain about things like how much the postmaster in town was a moron and jackwagon, really ripped on the dude. Then talk about other people and crap on them. So he was a difficult person. That stuff ran through my mind as I looked at him while standing in front of the church waiting.
Oh, when I looked back at my cousin, a postmaster, I had to laugh. Hey bud, maybe not trash people in front of new people.
If you would have invited Kim Mulkey, it may have been embarrassing for you two wearing the same thing.I'm beginning to question if some of y'all know the difference between guerilla and gorilla...,
A guerilla wedding is something like a flash mob. A group gathers in a park or a restaurant or some other public place and holds a quickie wedding.
We asked if the costume shop also had an orangutan costume and they showed me some kind of brownish orange monkey/cat hybrid and I said ohellno. Since my son got his Star Wars geek from me, I went for the shortest cast member I could think of. They didn't have R2D2 or BB8, so I opted for Yoda.
I will post a pic in a bit. My camera was in my pocket, unreachable, so I have to wait until someone else gives me one.
I got invited, but they think I'm Marcy now instead of Todd, like the last one.
There's no difference between guerilla and gorilla. Just like there's no difference between an ape and a monkey.I'm beginning to question if some of y'all know the difference between guerilla and gorilla...,
A guerilla wedding is something like a flash mob. A group gathers in a park or a restaurant or some other public place and holds a quickie wedding.
We asked if the costume shop also had an orangutan costume and they showed me some kind of brownish orange monkey/cat hybrid and I said ohellno. Since my son got his Star Wars geek from me, I went for the shortest cast member I could think of. They didn't have R2D2 or BB8, so I opted for Yoda.
I will post a pic in a bit. My camera was in my pocket, unreachable, so I have to wait until someone else gives me one.
I assume that you are rooting against UConn in the finals.With 69 pts.
The old sarcasm pirate would probably do.There is no good reaction emoji for this level of dumb.
Decided this was the proper thread to share what I saw on social media last night. Probably FB, based on poster comment.
Some (probably) older lady was chiming in on a "Oh, goodness, I'm so sorry the lady Hawkeyes got beat because they're such classy girls, etc." post. And then she mentioned something about still being proud of them even though they finished in second place.
Some (probably) older lady was chiming in on a "Oh, goodness, I'm so sorry the lady Hawkeyes got beat because they're such classy girls, etc." post. And then she mentioned something about still being proud of them even though they finished in second place.
Jonas Miller, he's a nightcrawler. We all started out in the same lab and Jonas went out and got himself some corporate sponsors. He's in it for the money not the science. He's got a lot of high tech gadgets, but he's got no instinct. And he doesn't have Dorothy.
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