Properly eating corn on the cob

[coolerifyoudid]

Found these on amazon and immediately bought a dozen
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My MIL got us some pig corn holders for a gift once.



I'd sooner stick them directly into my eye than be seen using them.

In short, you won this round.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I've got bit of disordered eating in my history. One way I overcome binges is by eating slowly, and this is just one of the tricks in my bag.

For me, it's a matter of family competitions to leave the "cleanest ear" behind after consuming all the kernels. One row at a time, plucked off with the bottom teeth.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I'm like you but I binge as hard as I can then throw up. Saves the calories AND I get the satisfaction of being ashamed of myself.

You're really not as funny as you think you are.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

So, little holders on the end or not?

I'm all for the holders. Like others have said, they keep you from burning your fingers.

 

[dmclone]

For anyone that has an insta-pot, I used it last year and they turned out great. 2 minutes, 2 cups of water, and quick release.

 

[jdoggivjc]

What kind of psychopath cuts the corn off?

(for the record, we had corn on the cob tonight. 4-5 rows, half of which is now stuck in my bottom teeth)

 

[Gunnerclone]

I eat it off the cob but have no hate for the cutters. It tastes the same.

 

[Doc]

Some people think you just eat the cob and all

Deep throat it and shear the kernels off as you pull the cob out. It's a legit method.

 

[ISUTex]

Whatever you do in the privacy of your own home is up to you, but color me concerned over your use of corn in bed.

Hmmmmmm.. Corn.

 

[josh4cy]

on the cob, one of the few topics that most of CF agrees on. nice job

 

[jcyclonee]

I really thought this was going to be the whole row vs column debate. For the record, I like to do a circular 'column' on each end, and then typewriter row the rest.

We do cut corn off the cob in our house, but it's before freezing. Even our 1-yr old now prefers to eat off the cob.

I do this too. I find it comforting, like mowing the lawn. Also, I don't put butter or salt on my corn.

 

[jcyclonee]

Deep throat it and shear the kernels off as you pull the cob out. It's a legit method.

 

[jcyclonee]

I eat it off the cob but have no hate for the cutters. It tastes the same.

I have no hate for the people that cut corn off the cob but I do think they're completely psycho.

 

[Gunnerclone]

I have no hate for the people that cut corn off the cob but I do think they're completely psycho.

It’s the same corn though. It doesn’t alter the taste or nutrition in any way.

 

[mdk2isu]

I do this too. I find it comforting, like mowing the lawn. Also, I don't put butter or salt on my corn.

Thats just blasphemy!

 

[jcyclonee]

Thats just blasphemy!

I know. At least I eat it off the cob, unlike those other 9 weirdos.

 

[jcyclonee]

It’s the same corn though. It doesn’t alter the taste or nutrition in any way.

And the creeper would say, "She's going to change her underwear whether I'm hiding in this bush watching her anyway".

 

[JM4CY]

I do this too. I find it comforting, like mowing the lawn. Also, I don't put butter or salt on my corn.

 

[NickTheGreat]

I do this too. I find it comforting, like mowing the lawn. Also, I don't put butter or salt on my corn.

Agree on the butter and salt thing. Some people put more butter than corn. You're not fooling anyone, you don't even like corn. Just eat a stick of butter,

 

[jdcyclone19]