Properly eating corn on the cob

[discydisc]

I knowwww....

But my face stays clean and don't need a toothpick after every time!

 

[discydisc]

I'm like you but I binge as hard as I can then throw up. Saves the calories AND I get the satisfaction of being ashamed of myself.

Making fun of eating disorders is NOT ok...unless it's referencing Nate Stanley.

 

[BoxsterCy]

 

[BoxsterCy]

So, little holders on the end or not?

 

[SpokaneCY]

I love it when it comes off in sheets. Hmmmm.

Whatever you do in the privacy of your own home is up to you, but color me concerned over your use of corn in bed.

 

[SpokaneCY]

Making fun of eating disorders is NOT ok...unless it's referencing Nate Stanley.

I know no "Nate" Stanley. Only "Fat" Stanley...

 

[Sigmapolis]

Which five BARBARIANS said to cut it off first...?

 

[JM4CY]

Whatever you do in the privacy of your own home is up to you, but color me concerned over your use of corn in bed.

Maybe they are referencing the cob

 

[coolerifyoudid]

So, little holders on the end or not?

I don't have an issue if people use them, but since I'm already planning on making a mess, I may as well get the enjoyment of licking the buttery goodness off my fingers when I'm done.

 

[JM4CY]

So, little holders on the end or not?

Found these on amazon and immediately bought a dozen

 

[AgronAlum]

Which five BARBARIANS said to cut it off first...?

It tastes the same and you don’t get **** all over in your teeth.

 

[STATE12]

Which five BARBARIANS said to cut it off first...?

 

[JM4CY]

It tastes the same and you don’t get **** all over in your teeth.

 

[CyOps]

 

[JP4CY]

I prefer women eat it like this

 

[jbindm]

So, little holders on the end or not?

Half measure. If you're eating it off the cob then you've already committed to making a mess so you may as well go all in. If you're that concerned about keeping your fingers and hands clean then just cut it off the cob.

There is no middle ground here.

 

[RedDog]

So, little holders on the end or not?

Because of my overbite, I stick those in the sides and chew it off longitudinally.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I have recently encountered a growing number of people cutting it off the cob instead of holding it and eating it like a real Iowan. I understand if you have dental issues that make it difficult. However, it was always meant to be eaten straight off the cob. Nothing completes a summer day in this great state like biting into a fresh cob of salted buttery goodness like that feeling.

I agree. However, my spousal unit has a full beard, and he absolutely hates the buttery dripping in his beard, so he always shaves it off the cob...and I support him in this! However - I'm a definite vote for directly off the cob. Peaches & Cream FTW!!!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Half measure. If you're eating it off the cob then you've already committed to making a mess so you may as well go all in. If you're that concerned about keeping your fingers and hands clean then just cut it off the cob.

There is no middle ground here.

I use them to keep from burning my fingers. However, the ones I use are screwed into the ears before boiling and hold the corn more firmly than the ones Boxster pictured.

 

[IASTATE07]

I use them to keep from burning my fingers.

I thought that's what they were for. I don't care about making a mess.