Haven't read the whole thread but here's my opinion.
I was an Android user for a few years. I had the Samsung Galaxy S for a couple years and then switched over to the S3 when it came out. Both of those phones constantly froze and apps randomly quit. None of the apps for finding a lost phone were reliable. I also couldn't stand the keyboard and the lack of auto correct. The battery life was good and the camera quality, especially on the S3, was fantastic.
I switched over to the iPhone 5S about a year and a half ago, and I have no intentions of ever switching back to Android. The Touch ID is one of my favorite features. It's incredibly easy to download and sync music, pictures, and video. The camera quality is great. The "Find my iPhone" feature is awesome. I haven't had any problems with freezing or apps randomly quitting. And it "just works" with the rest of my Apple products - I can browse for something on my Mac and then pull the webpage up on my phone. It's also great because my iPhone and iPad use the same charger, so if I lose one I always have a backup. Through US Cellular, iPhones also have the ability to be used as a Mobile Hotspot. I wasn't able to use the feature on any Android phone.
tl;dr = Team iPhone