ok reality check

[LindenCy]

and charles boozer was arrested and left the team, laron dendy also left the team after saying how excited he was to play at isu

Unfortunately this is not a joke. :sad:

 

[cytech]

I think we might need a cliff notes version of the site for Dave

 

[SeattleClone]

Sorry ... in a area thats non discloseable at the time. Only have about 15 minutes to look at stuff and poof off till whenever. Thanks for the info. Man my night just got better. Thanks all. I will read and not post to see whats happeneing in the Basketball and Football area.

Best idea ever.

Oh, also congratulations on your super secret government ****.

 

[RandomFan]

Thats good... where was he...or she

That's still a mystery.

You also missed out on John Walters giving a verbal beatdown to Matt Perrault...

Hmm...what else has happened in the last 6 weeks or so?

 

[Cyclonepride]

We also put a MAN on the MOON. Just kidding. I mean, we did. Not sure how long you've been out, but anywhoo, thanks for whatever the hell you are doing. Go get Bin laden.

 

[Cydkar]

You may want to post a link to Perrault's bio. Dave may not know who the hell he is...and he should consider himself lucky.

 

[CyFever]

Oh wow.

Wait until he finds out what's happening with the conferences.

(I still can't believe the premise of this thread.)

 

[cyclonedave25]

:biglaugh: This might be the most confusing thread and funniest! When I read the first post, I swear I read it about 10 times, and at the same time, checking the date of the post to make sure it really did say "today". :biglaugh: The look on my face had to have been priceless with confusion!

 

[Wesley]

Oh wow.

Wait until he finds out what's happening with the conferences.

(I still can't believe the premise of this thread.)

Send him a PM and tell him today is post D-Day 1944.

 

[Cyclone42]

Matter of fact I am out of country

No internet in that country? Or are you using a 300 bps modem on a dial-up, and it took you this long to catch up with civilization?

 

[heyguy85]

One of the most hilarious threads in a long time.

 

[Cydkar]

Dave is either a genius for posting his original post or truly too busy (Thank you, Dave) to keep up with what's going on in Ames. He should be commended either way.

 

[sodakjoe]

This thread is yet another reason why we need a CF Hall-of-Fame threads area.

 

[Cyclone42]

:biglaugh: This might be the most confusing thread and funniest! When I read the first post, I swear I read it about 10 times, and at the same time, checking the date of the post to make sure it really did say "today". :biglaugh: The look on my face had to have been priceless with confusion!

I thought someone had bumped a "McD needs to start doing better" thread from last year. I couldn't believe it was posted today. Has Dave gotten himself locked up or something? :smile:

 

[Hawkfan44]

Confused and kept looking at the date myself! I also thought this was something old. Great laugh on a Sunday morning though! Yes you guys really do need a HOF for these classics!

 

[Haverhill]

Someone please close this thread to save this poor man's soul and dignity.

 

[Spam]

You do know that Dan McCarney is not here anymore either, right?

 

[isucyfan]

Not speaking too much for Dave, but he has been off the grid for awhile. Cut him some slack.

(But the whole thing was pretty funny...I bet even he'd admit that.)

 

[CycloneWanderer]

Count me among those who were checking the date posted in disbelief. Epic cannot do this justice.

 

[sweetwater]

You should drink less cough syrup.

Whether this post was legit or a hoax, either way it brought tears of laughter to my eyes.

Kudos.