***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

[Cyclonin]

I didn't see this started yet, so let's get it on!

We have a TV at work that is always on mute, but typically its on CNBC or some boring channel. I usually get in around 6 AM and am the first one here. On days like today (and most other days), I change it to ESPN.

Also, I routinely skip out on quarterly meetings because they are a waste of time. I usually play dumb and say I didn't know they were scheduled that day.

Have at it!

 

[urb1]

I shook hands with two Hawkeyes at church on Ash Wednesday.

 

[CYKID]

I'm looking forward to seeing Sinead O'Connor in playboy.

 

[CEcyclone]

I don't plan on changing my driving habits, even with potential gas price increases

 

[Al_4_State]

I just dumped, and it a burned a little. Put jalapenos on my chicken last night.

 

[Cyclonin]

I just dumped, and it a burned a little. Put jalapenos on my chicken last night.

You're a trooper. I rehashed my college days last night and made homemade super dogs and drank beer. I am paying for it this morning.

 

[aute19]

For the longest time, I thought "Ron Dayne" was just his first name. Kind of a Pele thing.

 

[kgreeny]

I didn't see this started yet, so let's get it on!

We have a TV at work that is always on mute, but typically its on CNBC or some boring channel. I usually get in around 6 AM and am the first one here. On days like today (and most other days), I change it to ESPN.

Also, I routinely skip out on quarterly meetings because they are a waste of time. I usually play dumb and say I didn't know they were scheduled that day.

Have at it!

Seeing the time you started this thread, I was scared to think may have set the alarm a little early just for it.



I plan on being "done" with work by 1, ready to drinking hang on here until normal work stop time. Told the wife I have a packed day.

 

[2ndCyCE]

First confession: I actually spend a tangible amount of time thinking during the week of confessions to use for these threads.

Second confession: My wife and I (okay, pretty much my wife) have one of those hairless breeds of cats that is pretty much all skins and wrinkles. Due to this appearance, I will sometimes refer to the cat as Raisin Face which will get a chuckle out of the wife every now and then. The catch is that she was born and raised out of state, so she doesn't realize the nickname is not a term of endearment.

 

[isulive2train]

I did not brush my teeth this morning.

 

[Al_4_State]

I'm posting this from a toilet.

 

[cymaniac17]

I did not brush my teeth this morning.

I don't wipe after I drop a deuce. I just jump in the shower.

 

[CRcyclone6]

found some new Oreos at the store yesterday. Triple Stuff Neopolitan. Outstanding!

 

[cymaniac17]

I did not brush my teeth this morning.

I don't wipe after I drop a deuce. I just jump in the shower.

Oops I forgot the Jimlad.

 

[HiltonMagic]

I ate a box of Thin Mints last night.

 

[tre]

So, I just went to the bathroom to take a leak. While standing at the urinal some guy comes flying in the bathroom, sits down on the pot, & promtly EXPLODES! Not sure how he got his pants down in time. I try with all my might not to laugh, but am not successful. I bust out laughing. Best part is he starts laughing even harder than I was. I washed my hands & walked out still laughing. Can't wait to match those shoes to the person & find out who it was!

 

[CRcyclone6]

So, I just went to the bathroom to take a leak. While standing at the urinal some guy comes flying in the bathroom, sits down on the pot, & promtly EXPLODES! Not sure how he got his pants down in time. I try with all my might not to laugh, but am not successful. I bust out laughing. Best part is he starts laughing even harder than I was. I washed my hands & walked out still laughing. Can't wait to match those shoes to the person & find out who it was!

this made me laugh!

 

[tre]

this made me laugh!

I'm still laughing about it!! It was like when Harry exploded in Dumb & Dumber after Lloyd gave him the Turbo Lax..."for fast effective relief"!!

 

[CyForPresident]

Iowa sucks *****/.

Also, I'm an Ax murderer.

 

[leroycyclone]

I shook hands with two Hawkeyes at church on Ash Wednesday.

Please tell us that it's true: you had a prolonged irritable bowel syndrome attack, didn't wash your hands before your left for church and shook hands with 2 Squawks.