***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

[alarson]

Dude, the Walking Ched is SOOOOOO good. :yes:

Yes, yes it is.

 

[CYphyllis]

I had a mentally handicapped individual wipe the snow off my car this morning. I paid him with a packaged Rice Krispie Treat.

We were both totally psyched.

 

[Al_4_State]

Yeah, luckily we didnt go until 8ish (and the weather was probably keeping people away) so there was no wait. The last time i was there in the fall it was a 2 hour wait, and i'd agree, i would not do that again.

Yeah, its gotten to the point where people want to go just to go, and I'd rather just have a good burger and a beer. While they certainly offer that, I can find it with about 1/10th of the hassle.

 

[cyhiphopp]

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome?

It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.

 

[Palmer]

Blind, patriotic, flag waving recruitment media such as "Act of Valor" makes me cringe....and I am a veteran.

 

[Fishhead]

Last week I was taking a dump at work while surfing on my phone. I didn't realize that my predump **** ended up all over the floor. A dude walked in to take a dump too but walked right back out since there is only one toilet. Don't think he noticed the pool by my feet. Mopped it up with bunches of wadded up tp. Sorry grout

 

[oldman]

I just dumped, and it a burned a little. Put jalapenos on my chicken last night.

Should've eaten a bowl of ice cream afterwards. Then you could've been saying "C'mon ICE CREAM!"

 

[Palmer]

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome?

It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.

Do you have Clones21 locked in your trunk?

 

[Al_4_State]

Last week I was taking a dump at work while surfing on my phone. I didn't realize that my predump **** ended up all over the floor. A dude walked in to take a dump too but walked right back out since there is only one toilet. Don't think he noticed the pool by my feet. Mopped it up with bunches of wadded up tp. Sorry grout

Lucky you didn't **** all over your pants.

 

[cymaniac17]

Last week I was taking a dump at work while surfing on my phone. I didn't realize that my predump **** ended up all over the floor. A dude walked in to take a dump too but walked right back out since there is only one toilet. Don't think he noticed the pool by my feet. Mopped it up with bunches of wadded up tp. Sorry grout

Predump? What the hell is that? And how do u **** all over the ground on accident??!!?!?!

 

[Fishhead]

No kidding. Also lucky there wasn't a next door toilet.

 

[Cyrok]

I'm going to go to the Vagina Monologues tonight. By myself.

 

[Fishhead]

I was distracted by the phone. It is not an elongated bowl and I am a guy. Just didn't tuck it down for proper trajectory.

 

[Trice]

I turned on the knicks vs heat game last night at 6pm fell asleep during the 1st quarter. Woke up thinking it was around 9 or so and wondering where my "gf" was as she was suppose to come over around then after she was done w/ vb. I looked at my phone and saw I had 7 missed calls and a bunch of texts. It was almost 2am and she had been locked out and went home.

lol.

No happy endings for you!

 

[Al_4_State]

Predump? What the hell is that? And how do u **** all over the ground on accident??!!?!?!

You know if you have a hose just laying there, and you turn the water on full blast, the hose will start sparying all over the place if you aren't controlling/aiming it?

Pretty much the same thing.

 

[cymaniac17]

Predump? What the hell is that? And how do u **** all over the ground on accident??!!?!?!

You know if you have a hose just laying there, and you turn the water on full blast, the hose will start sparying all over the place if you aren't controlling/aiming it? Pretty much the same thing.

Ic. So he ****** everywhere. I thought he **** everywhere. My bad

 

[KnappShack]

I know the words to way too many Backstreet Boys songs......

 

[cymaniac17]

In High School I video taped my friends stealing a car in from Subway, driving it to the middle of main street, then ditching it.

Crazy kids.

 

[cymaniac17]

I know the words to way too many Backstreet Boys songs......

Who doesn't?

 

[RING4CY]

I have Social Anxiety Disorder.