***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

I don't know how I was able to drop a deuce before I had a smart phone...Usually it's the most productive thing I do all day.
 
Last week, I was listening to "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman when I had an epiphony that Tracy Chapman isn't a dude...dude's a lady. She/he still sucks.
 
I'm a Canadian. If the US and Canada were ever to war against each other, it would be my duty to kill as many Americans as I possibly could. I'd enjoy it.
 
I've had stolen cable for right around 3 years, including HBO and Starz. I feel no guilt.

I wish those Mediacom commercials were still around.

You know, the one where the kid is at show-and-tell and he goes "my daddy has a magical box. It gets all the TV channels and its free!" and everyone in the room is aghast as the dad gets nervous, and the next kid goes "my daddy's a police officer, and he puts bad people away!" and everyone "ooooooohs" while the cop glares at the face-palming cable thief.
 
In the interest of eating healthier, I've been eating a lot more veggies lately. Last night I had turkey and a ****-ton of asparagus, and I found out about 4 am when I got up to take a tinkle that it is absolutely true what they say about asparagus. I thought for sure the toilet was leaking or someone "upper decked" my toilet. Man that stunk bad. Still does this morning
 
I wish those Mediacom commercials were still around.

You know, the one where the kid is at show-and-tell and he goes "my daddy has a magical box. It gets all the TV channels and its free!" and everyone in the room is aghast as the dad gets nervous, and the next kid goes "my daddy's a police officer, and he puts bad people away!" and everyone "ooooooohs" while the cop glares at the face-palming cable thief.

It's only stealing if you get caught.
 
In High School I video taped my friends stealing a car in from Subway, driving it to the middle of main street, then ditching it.
 
I had zombieburger last night (the walking ched) and still havent. Its probably a good thing i bought a new toilet a few weeks ago (of the 'it flushes a bucket of golf balls' variety)

Speaking of confessions, I'm "over" Zombieburger. Its really good, but I can't stand to be at restaurants that are just completely flooded over capacity at every single minute they're open. Its not that its a bad product, but I hate to wait for a table unless there's a bar I can go drink at, and any more its so god-damned packed there that you can't even get a seat at the bar.

Maybe 3 years from now there will be a slowdown, and I'll be "safe" to go back.
 
Speaking of confessions, I'm "over" Zombieburger. Its really good, but I can't stand to be at restaurants that are just completely flooded over capacity at every single minute they're open. Its not that its a bad product, but I hate to wait for a table unless there's a bar I can go drink at, and any more its so god-damned packed there that you can't even get a seat at the bar.

Maybe 3 years from now there will be a slowdown, and I'll be "safe" to go back.

Yeah, luckily we didnt go until 8ish (and the weather was probably keeping people away) so there was no wait. The last time i was there in the fall it was a 2 hour wait, and i'd agree, i would not do that again.
 

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