New CyHawk Trophy

How about this?
9999003267-m.jpg
 
My sources say the AD of the schools had a lot to say in choosing the design
 
Best idea I had was that they put a bull statue on the trophy. At least it's Iowa Relevant, too bad we couldn't get the Iowa Beef Council or the like to sponsor the game.

"Battle for the Bull"
 
Quick fix: Keep the base, drop off the people, and recast the bushel basket full of corn about 10 times bigger and mount it on the top alone. Iowa and ISU can play for the "Bushel Basket" each year.
 
If we're going to stereotype the state, then let's go all the way and do it right. The dad needs to wear over-alls, the mom should have an apron on and her hair pulled back in a bun, and the boy should be bare foot with a piece of straw sticking out of his mouth.
 
We'll at least there is now some consolidation for the loser. You may get your *** kicked but at least you don't have to hoist that turd on your shoulders.
 

Help Support Us

Become a patron