New CyHawk Trophy

This all makes sense. The trophy is from a group of people who promote a food that you can't fully digest and reminds you that you ate it a day or so ago before you flush the toilet. Actually, a corn flecked turd would have been better than this thing.
 
This all makes sense. The trophy is from a group of people who promote a food that you can't fully digest and reminds you that you ate it a day or so ago before you flush the toilet. Actually, a corn flecked turd would have been better than this thing.

The food so nice you see it twice.
 
To think, I hated the Heroes Game....I would trade Nebraska the trophy for the name in a heartbeat. Embarassing. The only pub we get heading into football season is for having our name attached to the worst trophy in sports. EMBARASSING!
 
I hope to God the person or persons responsible for this atrocity ritually commit suicide tonight and for God's sake take that ******* trophy with them...
 
I hope to God the person or persons responsible for this atrocity ritually commit suicide tonight and for God's sake take that ******* trophy with them...

That might be a bit extreme.

The art isnt horrible in and of itself. It just has no place on a football trophy. I almost feel bad for the iowa corn people.. they had no idea this was all going to come down on them today. Probably thought today was going to be a fun day with the unveiling of a new trophy.
 
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I think the trophy mom is kind of hot!

JR
 
If they wanted to represent Iowa's rural heritage, they should have used a golden plow or something. Hell, just an ear of corn would have been better than this. This is like one of those god damn Precious Moments statues that women used to collect in the 80s.

You sure it's not Precious Moments? Look closer. I bet there's a trademark on it.
 
The family on top of the trophy just has me feeling that the Cyclones and Hawkeyes should get in a big circle around midfield holding hands and sing Kumbaya after each game.
 

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