Neighbor's flag

Leidang

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Apr 27, 2006
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Well I'm driving home from work today and one of my neighbor's (luckily around the corner from me) has a new flag mounted on his house.

It's split diagonally with the upper half being red with the white Nebraska N and the lower half being Black with the yellow Iowa logo. By far the ugliest flag I have ever seen. I haven't met them but now I'm wondering what sort of evil lurks in that house......

I'm going to have to find a new route home. A little extra gas is worth it.
 
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Make sure no one is in the house... and then burn it down. I'm completely joking, but there might not be a better option out there.
 
Now, now...maybe it's just that their home is in between Nebraska and Iowa. The flag represents...um...that they...well...let's see. Okay, so which is better a house or a flag? A house, right? So the flag is pointing out that their sweet house is in between NU and UI. Wait, I already said that. Nevermind, my brain hurts on this one. I'm not sure why anyone would have that flag. I was trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, but they must simply be haters. Maybe don't burn the house down, but you should definitely borrow the flag, wipe "places" with it after you're done doing "something", then hang it back up for them...make sure it's got real nice skidmarks for all to see. Or just steal it and burn it in their yard. Either way sounds responsible to me.
 
If they leave it out all night long I would just take it late some night. When I had a paper route a friend would help me at times and he tended to have stick fingers for lawn accessories like nomes and stuff, to my knowledge the people never complained.
 
If they leave it out all night long I would just take it late some night. When I had a paper route a friend would help me at times and he tended to have stick fingers for lawn accessories like nomes and stuff, to my knowledge the people never complained.
I have no idea what you just said there.
 
Have a neighborhood meeting letting that person know that you are all pissed that they are bring down property values.
 
Well I'm driving home from work today and one of my neighbor's (luckily around the corner from me) has a new flag mounted on his house.

It's split diagonally with the upper half being red with the white Nebraska N and the lower half being Black with the yellow Iowa logo. By far the ugliest flag I have ever seen. I haven't met them but now I'm wondering what sort of evil lurks in that house......

I'm going to have to find a new route home. A little extra gas is worth it.


this made me laugh for some reason...
 

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