Nate Stanley to return for senior year

[Clonefan32]

To be fair it took some time to clear up with the NCAA whether his upcoming stint on the professional eating circuit would jeopardize his eligibility. Otherwise the announcement would have come sooner.

 

[CyTwins]

Almost as obvious, but not near as embarrassing, as when Allen Lazard penned a heartfelt letter about returning for his senior season.

You realize Lazard is on a 53 man roster right?

 

[VeloClone]

Yet he always beats us?

QB leads his team to 13 points. When team wins Tornado man attributes win to said QB.

 

[jmb]

Never thought of that.

Kirk get's a guy like this and it is perfect setup for Stanley:

 

[ISUTex]

I didn’t realize he was considering hanging up his cleats.

Oh, he was thinking of declaring for the NFL Draft?! Why?

No kidding. Chubby one dimensional QB's aren't exactly at a premium these days in the NFL.

 

[Dandy]

He should go pro. Seriously. The QB pool this year is weak.

 

[heitclone]

He should go pro. Seriously. The QB pool this year is weak.

This is the only reason he was even mentioned this season.

 

[VeloClone]

He should go pro. Seriously. The QB pool this year is weak.

Yes, the Browns can always use a QB...wait...what?...never mind.

 

[M3MEPLEASE]

This will be a great thread to bump next fall after he finishes 3-0 against Iowa State making it five in a row.

Rough times for lil bro

 

[Cyclone.TV]

No kidding. Chubby one dimensional QB's aren't exactly at a premium these days in the NFL.

He’s a prospect according to some analysts.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

This will be a great thread to bump next fall after he finishes 30 plates against Iowa State.

Rough times for lil bro

FIFY

 

[CyTwins]

This will be a great thread to bump next fall after he finishes 3-0 against Iowa State making it five in a row.

Rough times for lil bro

Super Bowl!

 

[IASTATE07]

This will be a great thread to bump next fall after he finishes 3-0 against Iowa State making it five in a row.

Rough times for lil bro

Thread bumping clearly doesn't deter us from making fun of Iowa.

 

[JP4CY]

This will be a great thread to bump next fall after he finishes 3-0 against Iowa State making it five in a row.

Rough times for lil bro

Can we bump it after he loses to Purdue and NW, and go 0-6 in his career against them?

 

[GTO]

You can't spell Nate without "ate".

 

[baller21]

can't see the OP because i have him on ignore, but i'm excited about this! (as if there was ever any doubt??????)

one more year [of mediocrity]!

So if someone you put on ignore starts a thread you still see it?

I’ve never put anyone on ignore. Not sure if that means I’m an a-hole myself or just very tolerant.

 

[VeloClone]

You can't spell Nate without "ate".

It is a travesty that you can't rate posts both funny and winner.

 

[CyTwins]

Can we bump it after he loses to Purdue and NW, and go 0-6 in his career against them?

They don't care about conference games

 

[VeloClone]

They don't care about conference games

Well you really can't blame them. A win against a Big 12 team is much more impressive than a win against a big 10 west team.

 

[Sigmapolis]

Super Bowl!

I love you so much, @CyTwins.