Magic lamp automatic win 2014 football

My pecking order

OU
Texas
K-State
Iowa
Okie State
Baylor
Tech
TCU
WV
KU
NDSU
Toledo
 
Tie between OU since we haven't beaten them in God knows how long and Texas because of last year. (Still ****** off from that game)

Tie breaker: Give me the win over Texas in Austin.
 
As others have said, Oklahoma -- no question, given parameters of the thread.

ISU could go 1-11 or go unbeaten in regular season, at each extreme. I see no downside of breaking the home-skid vs. OU — at worst, it's a "wasted shocker."
 
My order would be:

OU
Texas
K-State
Baylor
Iowa
Okie State
Tech
NDSU
WV
Toledo
KU
TCU
 
I wouldn't pick the Sooners because if we beat them there wouldn't be enough ambulances in the entire country to handle the cardiac arrests that would result. So Oklahoma is out. We have beaten everyone else in the conference at least once, so we don't need an automatic win against any of them, so they're out. The hok game is already an automatic win for us, so the hoks are out. That leaves NDSU and Toledo. We beat NDSU in our only game with them, so they're out. We have beaten Toledo once and lost to them once, so, just out of pure revenge, they are my choice for the automatic win. And really, when it comes down to it, they are the only logical choice.
 
I wouldn't pick the Sooners because if we beat them there wouldn't be enough ambulances in the entire country to handle the cardiac arrests that would result. So Oklahoma is out. We have beaten everyone else in the conference at least once, so we don't need an automatic win against any of them, so they're out. The hok game is already an automatic win for us, so the hoks are out. That leaves NDSU and Toledo. We beat NDSU in our only game with them, so they're out. We have beaten Toledo once and lost to them once, so, just out of pure revenge, they are my choice for the automatic win. And really, when it comes down to it, they are the only logical choice.

Toledo? Logical choice?
 
We could beat them every year for the remainder of my life into a ripe old age and still not even up the series. That's Cubbian futility.

I'd be 97 or 98 (depending on what part in the season the game was played) if we did that. Not saying it couldn't happen, my great-grandfather made it to 104 (and saw the Cubs win a World Series), but I'm thinking the odds are against it.
 

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