Lets hear the jokes !

Hawkeye fans care so little about their bball team if you ask how Woodbury is doing this season they respond" Woodbury is ok but I'd rather be at the prison with Rick"
 
most of these are horrible.

...i bet they'll start a thread over at HN saying how we think we are funny.

I'm trying my best, no one was even interested in the punchline to my joke.

If Headline News wants to start a thread making fun of us I don't care, they can do what they want.
 
I would worry about what the hok nation had to say about us if I had time to be worried about **** that doesn't matter. Sadly, I do not.
 
These are great! Keep em coming!

Got a few texts from my father in-law (fellow hawk fan):

"Does Iowa State even have a player from the state of Iowa? I thought they were all from San Quenton..."
"All transfers from the dept of corrections..."

I had to use the NIT joke, that was perfect!

This is my favorite dig that I hear Hoks give. I almost want to apologize to them for going out of state to find real talent. I am not sure they quite realize that Iowa is somewhere between Wyoming and Alaska as far as athletic talent for basketball and football are concerned. There are about 10 good/great players every year and then a MASSIVE drop off. It is also not ISU's fault that the Iowa recruits in wrestling would rather pay full tuition and be a practice body at Iowa than be a starter at ISU. This dig would be an insult if say Texas AM levied it against Texas about Texas recruits. Iowa is not an athletic state or fertile recruiting ground in much at all.
 
The Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball team is going to be used as a cleaning product tonight because Iowa State's gonna mop the floor with that ***. Go Cyclones.
 
This is my favorite dig that I hear Hoks give. I almost want to apologize to them for going out of state to find real talent. I am not sure they quite realize that Iowa is somewhere between Wyoming and Alaska as far as athletic talent for basketball and football are concerned. There are about 10 good/great players every year and then a MASSIVE drop off. It is also not ISU's fault that the Iowa recruits in wrestling would rather pay full tuition and be a practice body at Iowa than be a starter at ISU. This dig would be an insult if say Texas AM levied it against Texas about Texas recruits. Iowa is not an athletic state or fertile recruiting ground in much at all.

Couldn't agree with you more
 
This is my favorite dig that I hear Hoks give. I almost want to apologize to them for going out of state to find real talent. I am not sure they quite realize that Iowa is somewhere between Wyoming and Alaska as far as athletic talent for basketball and football are concerned. There are about 10 good/great players every year and then a MASSIVE drop off. It is also not ISU's fault that the Iowa recruits in wrestling would rather pay full tuition and be a practice body at Iowa than be a starter at ISU. This dig would be an insult if say Texas AM levied it against Texas about Texas recruits. Iowa is not an athletic state or fertile recruiting ground in much at all.

The correct answer is, "Our coaches are, tell me again where Fran, Kirk and whatzzername are from."
 
I can't do it because I only have my ipad with me but someone should download the picture off Aaron White looking like he is going to ball his eyes out that's on the ESPN.com MBB homepage and make a meme of it. It should say something like, "that moment when you meet Hilton Magic" unless someone can think of something more clever!
 

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