Impending doom....
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Erik, don't forget to drop some curly fries for me. C-Willy hooked me up, I have a coupon for them.
Now, to re-rail. I feel Snow's pain. My impending doom is coming tonight. Yesterday I said goodbye to my wife at 7:40 in the morning as we left for work. With a full day, class from 5:30 to 7, running until 8, softball at 9, I didn't get home until 10:30. She was asleep, so I crept by the bed, closed the bathroom door 90%, and hit the light in the bathroom so I could see.
At that point, it was too late. In horror, I noticed a sliver of light from the bathroom going into the bedroom through the crack by the door hinges. That sliver fell over the bed and BAM - right on her closed eyes.
Historians aren't sure what happened next. It's possible that the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, but I swear I heard Liam Neeson's voice yell, "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!", followed by a roar of "WHAT THE ****! I WAS SLEEPING!!!" At which point, I simply ran in terror. The second bed hurts my back like a sonofabitch, and I didn't even get a "goodbye" this morning. *gulp*
The bell tolls for me.
Now, to re-rail. I feel Snow's pain. My impending doom is coming tonight. Yesterday I said goodbye to my wife at 7:40 in the morning as we left for work. With a full day, class from 5:30 to 7, running until 8, softball at 9, I didn't get home until 10:30. She was asleep, so I crept by the bed, closed the bathroom door 90%, and hit the light in the bathroom so I could see.
At that point, it was too late. In horror, I noticed a sliver of light from the bathroom going into the bedroom through the crack by the door hinges. That sliver fell over the bed and BAM - right on her closed eyes.
Historians aren't sure what happened next. It's possible that the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, but I swear I heard Liam Neeson's voice yell, "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!", followed by a roar of "WHAT THE ****! I WAS SLEEPING!!!" At which point, I simply ran in terror. The second bed hurts my back like a sonofabitch, and I didn't even get a "goodbye" this morning. *gulp*
The bell tolls for me.
It was only a 6-pack at that point. The fear of what was going to happen this morning turned it into a 12-pack.
Says the guy who was drinking straight from the pitcher of Coors Light at the ***** golf outing last year.....
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This post just made my day
I can identify with this. Wifey thinks she needs 9 hours most nights and gets uber-grumpy when she doesn't. God help me when I'm trying to get ready for work if she's off that day and sleeping in.
I hear you on that one. Good for you not having to wake up at the crack of dawn today. I'll try not fall on my face trying to put pants on in the dark.
I hear you on that one. Good for you not having to wake up at the crack of dawn today. I'll try not fall on my face trying to put pants on in the dark.
This is why I don't wear pants. Ever.
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