Well, I hear the couch is nice this time of year.
She only yelled a little bit. Mostly she made me feel guitly, 'not only was I worried about Jaden, I was worried about you too'. The force is strong in this one.
I have to take her and J to 'diary for a wimpy kid'. Then I owe her whatever chick flick she chooses. I also have to go to the school and apologize to the principal and the teachers. Then I have to call her mom and apologize since the school called her too.
In short I survived, albeit on a lesser plain of existence.
Bro you got off easy for now....but a word of warning...this will follow you forever. Stories like this always do.