Impending doom....

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Well, I hear the couch is nice this time of year.

She only yelled a little bit. Mostly she made me feel guitly, 'not only was I worried about Jaden, I was worried about you too'. The force is strong in this one.

I have to take her and J to 'diary for a wimpy kid'. Then I owe her whatever chick flick she chooses. I also have to go to the school and apologize to the principal and the teachers. Then I have to call her mom and apologize since the school called her too.

In short I survived, albeit on a lesser plain of existence.

Bro you got off easy for now....but a word of warning...this will follow you forever. Stories like this always do.
 
Well, I hear the couch is nice this time of year.

She only yelled a little bit. Mostly she made me feel guitly, 'not only was I worried about Jaden, I was worried about you too'. The force is strong in this one.

I have to take her and J to 'diary for a wimpy kid'. Then I owe her whatever chick flick she chooses. I also have to go to the school and apologize to the principal and the teachers. Then I have to call her mom and apologize since the school called her too.

In short I survived, albeit on a lesser plain of existence.

You serious Clark?

When do you get your balls back?

j/k...
 
I'm not married, but there isn't much difference. Every time we move, my girlfriend's parents bring down their trailer and help us. It's always 2 full days of them telling us what to do with our things, how much they don't like the new place and what a cheap *** I am because I'm not springing for the more expensive toilet paper. We always move at the end of November, and they always drag their feet the day after we move and hold off another night because of possible snow.

This means that when I'm at the point where I really need a god damned beer, my girlfriend won't go out because her folks are here, and gives me the stink eye when I head to the bar. Stink eye be damned, several days of having my every move criticized by an overweight, aging and menopausal version of my girlfriend drives me straight to the bottle.


Man, you just gave every one of her geeky ex-boy FRIENDS, easy ammo. That's goin' straight to the inlaws then next time they want a poke at her. You've called down the thunder.

I'd watch out for the next "just friend" that snoops arround too much.

By the way, what's her number. J/K
 
I'm not married, but there isn't much difference. Every time we move, my girlfriend's parents bring down their trailer and help us. It's always 2 full days of them telling us what to do with our things, how much they don't like the new place and what a cheap *** I am because I'm not springing for the more expensive toilet paper. We always move at the end of November, and they always drag their feet the day after we move and hold off another night because of possible snow.

This means that when I'm at the point where I really need a god damned beer, my girlfriend won't go out because her folks are here, and gives me the stink eye when I head to the bar. Stink eye be damned, several days of having my every move criticized by an overweight, aging and menopausal version of my girlfriend drives me straight to the bottle.
The difference is, once you are married, that happens every day.
 
I get that you made a mistake, but as long as you weren't in a bar or an opium den it was just that, a mistake. Apologize to the principal, but no way on the mil, you have to take a stand on this. At best send her a chicken shiite "sorry" via text otherwise just let it all blow over and try not to let it happen again.
 
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