If you've ever...

[j4state]

I am hurt by this. I went there then went to ISU.

It's called generalizing, don't take it personal.

 

[mj4cy]

IF you ever didn't think Jim Zabel is 164 years old, you might a Hawkeye.

 

[Clonegrad07]

"Originally Posted by GeronimusClone

graduated from the University of Northern Iowa...
you might be a Hawkeye
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Attended Kirkwood Community College...
You might be a Hawkeye. "

Flunked out of a Iowa Conference School...
You might be a hawkeye...

 

[Cyznutz]

if you say it's snowing during the month of July, and then point to your nose...
you might be a hawkeye

 

[Cyclonestate78]

If you take basket weaving courses at Kirkwood, then transfer to Iowa so you can go for 1 semester to play football and then leave.... You are definitely a hawkeye.

 

[Cyznutz]

If you take basket weaving courses at Kirkwood, then transfer to Iowa so you can go for 1 semester to play football and then leave.... You are definitely a hawkeye.

or a buckeye!

 

[Cyclonestate78]

If you've ever proclaimed blowout victories before nearly every game only to watch your team finish with mediocre records which got your coach a 3 million per year contract..... you might be a hawkeye

 

[brother bob]

If you've ever been driving in the car listening to the Iowa-UNI game on the radio and went to turn the volume up and accidently bumped the dial while Eddie P was talking and went from 1040 WHO to 1350 KRNT while Ron Santo was talking about the Cubs game going on at the same time...and didn't realize the difference between the two guys at first...you might be me last Saturday afternoon.

That's hilarious...wow!

 

[Gnomeborg]

if you have a picture of Ed Hightower on your wall that you regularly throw a dart/knife/hatchet/ninja star at...

hey now, that could just mean that you like college basketball.

 

[Flag Guy]

hey now, that could just mean that you like college basketball.

Yes, because Carver Hawkeye Arena is always Full these days

 

[intrepid27]

Taken a sudden vacation from your job as an Iowa City Cop to facilatate keeping a felon bowl eligible....you may be a Hawk fan.

 

[mj4cy]

If you've ever shown up to a Hawkeye game at Carver that started at 7 and got there at 7 and left and came back two hours later because you thought the game hadn't started due to no one in the stands.....you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[WalkingCY]

If you think the Saskatchewan Roughriders made a huge mistake in cutting Drew Tate...you might be a Hawkeye.

I laughed for about a solid 2 minutes after that one!

 

[iowast8fan]

If you enjoy going to a basketball game because it's a good place to get some knitting done...you might be a hawkeye.

 

[iowast8fan]

if you have a pet or child named Hayden...you might be a hawkeye.

 

[iowast8fan]

if you think Hayden Panettiere is probably related to Hayden Fry because they share a name...you might be a hawkeye.

 

[WalkingCY]

Drove through a holiday inn lobby area with your car....then pee all over the front of the hotel....
you might be Kliff Kinsgbury.

 

[Chipper]

Drove through a holiday inn lobby area with your car....then pee all over the front of the hotel....
you might be Kliff Kinsgbury.

Kliff or Chris?

 

[BCforISU]

If you jump an ISU fan from behind so you don't get hit back, you are a hawkeye.

 

[WalkingCY]

Kliff or Chris?

Sorry, Kris Kingsbury?

Still though, Iowa stuggles.