If you've ever...

[4429 mcc]

Passed out drunk in an alley while taking a **** only to nearly lose your memeber....you might be a hawkeye.

 

[Mr Janny]

if you've ever seen "The Longest Yard" on TV and mistaken it for a replay of last week's game...

 

[CycoCyclone]

thought those folks on the cover of Juice look good.....

 

[GeronimusClone]

gone to the doctor because once your **** actually stank...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[clones_jer]

worn a Rose Bowl shirt to church,
you might be a hawkeye

 

[4429 mcc]

Yelled out "Hawks rule" across an airport b/c you see someone wearing an Iowa State shirt....you might be a hawkeye.

 

[Mr Janny]

if you have a picture of Ed Hightower on your wall that you regularly throw a dart/knife/hatchet/ninja star at...

 

[clones_jer]

get a semi everytime you order french frys

you might be a hawkeye

 

[mj4cy]

if you've ever seen "The Longest Yard" on TV and mistaken it for a replay of last week's game...

or could say "thought the longest yard was a hawkeye documentary"

 

[GeronimusClone]

if you have a picture of Ed Hightower on your wall that you regularly throw a dart/knife/hatchet/ninja star at...

that could go either way.... like most Hawkeye chicks

 

[clones_jer]

if you have a picture of Ed Hightower on your wall that you regularly throw a dart/knife/hatchet/ninja star at...

everyone should do this regardless of school affiliation.

 

[CycoCyclone]

if you've ever called someone out in the hospital gift shop (while searching for get well cards) for wearing an ISU shirt, you might be.....

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

If you have velcroe gloves, a pair of knee boots and sheep living in your garage, you are a hawkeye

 

[clones_jer]

can routinely type the initials KOK and not chuckle,

you might be a hawkeye.

 

[4429 mcc]

Dropped a duece while singing the Iowa fight song in the bathrooms at JTS then claim "I ain't usin' no Cyclown toliet paper"....you might be a hawkeye.

 

[chadm]

If you had to listen the football game on the radio because you were to busy taking the tires off your new home.... you are a hawkeye

 

[4429 mcc]

Picked up cigarette butts out of an ashtray outside of the grocery store and smoked them...you might be a hawkeye.

 

[cycloneworld]

If you put on your "nice" wife beater to go to Wal-Mart...
You might be a hawkeye.

 

[cycloneworld]

If you ever find yourself agreeing with Tommy from Des Moines...
You might be a hawkeye.

 

[GeronimusClone]

If you ever find yourself agreeing with Tommy from Des Moines...
You might be a hawkeye.

find yourself understanding Tommy from Des Moines...
you might be a Hawkere