If you've ever...

[Cyclonestate78]

If you claim that the D1-AA team you scraped a win past, is a national power house after predicting a 42-7 blowout, you might be a Hawkeye

This is a winner right here.

 

[4429 mcc]

Put your mascot in a dress and called it "art"...you might be a hawkeye

 

[Cyclonestate78]

dress up in black an gold for an ISU NDSU game, you my friend are a hawkeye, and also a huge dbag.

This thread is killing me. :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

 

[cycloneworld]

If you think Steve Deace is a real Cyclone fan...
You might be a hawkeye.

 

[GeronimusClone]

if you've ever thought the Big Ten was underrated
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[Clonefan32]

If you are still waiting for Kyle "BoneCrusher" Williams to get to campus, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[Clonefan32]

If you attribute a win that takes blocking 2 fieldgoals in the last 7 seconds to your superior special teams, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[GeronimusClone]

ever played in a conference that has more schools than their name suggests...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[cycloneworld]

If you think that "Lames" and "Clowns" are both original and clever...
you might be a hawkeye.

 

[cycloneworld]

If you defend Jim Zabel as only a "social drinker"...
you might be a hawkeye.

 

[MoreCowbell]

Claimed the four years you spent at the in-state rival school earning your degree (because it has a superior program in your field) doesn't outweigh the 18 years of "loyalty" you had growing up, and find every chance you can to bash your alma mater wrt athletics... you might be a Hawkeye

 

[Cyclonestate78]

Have plane tickets reserved to Pasadena for the Rose bowl.....every year.....but never used them...

 

[Clonefan32]

If you defend Jim Zabel as only a "social drinker"...
you might be a hawkeye.

If you defend Iowa's starting 22 as "social drinkers" you might be a hawkeye.

 

[npods]

Woken up in bed next to a dead deer, wearing a che guevara t-shirt, your pockets full of pickleloaf, surrounded by buckets of chum, and Hayden Fry making you eggs...you might be a hawkeye.

 

[clones_jer]

Claimed the four years you spent at the in-state rival school earning your degree (because it has a superior program in your field) doesn't outweigh the 18 years of "loyalty" you had growing up, and find every chance you can to bash your alma mater wrt athletics... you might be a Hawkeye

or...

if your screen name (or former screen name) has the word "hawk" in it,

you might be a dbag.

 

[chadm]

If you think a big balloon is a practice facility you might be a hawkeye.

 

[clones_jer]

if you get all pissy about hotdogs and hallways,

you might be a hawkeye

 

[kkise]

Thought the FEMA trailers were an upgrade to your flooded out trailer, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[cycloneworld]

If you've ever bought a leafguard gutter system for your trailer solely because Jon Miller told you too...
You might be a hawkeye.

 

[4429 mcc]

had to measure how close you live to a school, park or playground....you might be a hawkeye.