If you've ever...

[Rogue52]

had an orgasm in the television booth with Hayden Fry present, you might be a former Hawkeye football player turn Big 10 announcer.

 

[d4nim4l]

bragged about being bowl eligible only to lose your final home game to Western Michigan... You might be a Hawkeye.

 

[Cyznutz]

you are from the rich suburbs of Chicago and claim to be from the city,
you might be a hawkeye.

 

[Flag Guy]

if you ever had your lower extremities get frostbitten after you passed out in an alley peeing on a building, you might be a Hawkeye

 

[isucyfan]

...admitted that Iowa has good defense, both in sports and in the courts.

 

[Clonefan32]

you are from the rich suburbs of Chicago and claim to be from the city,
you might be a hawkeye.

Haha, that couldn't be more true.

 

[GeronimusClone]

if the farthest you've made it into Iowa is Iowa City
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[jdoggivjc]

...ever claimed that the 19th most relevant national sports magazine ranking you #1 in their final season poll means that you were THE national champion that season, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[balken]

Can rationalize how your team should have won 6 national championships over the past two decades...

 

[balken]

Own a "Vanilla Gorilla" commemorative cup...

 

[GeronimusClone]

said there's no such thing as Hilton Magic
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[jdoggivjc]

...claimed that three consecutive seasons being rated at #8 in the season's final poll means that your team is now a national power, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[Clonefan32]

Can use the word "if" 157 times when discussing the past 10 years of their football history.

 

[CycloneErik]

If you've ever been arrested on a recruiting visit, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[intrepid27]

If you still have a 2002 FB schedule hanging on your wall......... you may be a $&@%eye.

 

[balken]

Make sure you eat at a certain Subway in Sioux City because Chris Kingsbury used to work there...

 

[CycloneErik]

If you've ever had the motto "an indictment is not a conviction," you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[isucyfan]

Make sure you eat at a certain Subway in Sioux City because Chris Kingsbury used to work there...

I thought it was Jeff Moe.

 

[balken]

Think that the Boston Celtics stole your idea for a parquet BB floor...

 

[Stumpy]

tried to slalom through construction cones on a moped...you might be a Hawkeye.