Gene Chizik Does Not Laugh

[CycloneTony]

During Halftime of the Iowa State vs. Iowa Game in 2007, Gene Chizik brought a stillborn baby deer back to life by giving it a prolonged stare down. Shortly after the deer sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Gene Chizik form-tackled the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the Team once more Gene Chizik giveth, and Gene Chizik taketh away

 

[DMBclone]

During Halftime of the Iowa State vs. Iowa Game in 2007, Gene Chizik brought a stillborn baby deer back to life by giving it a prolonged stare down. Shortly after the deer sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Gene Chizik form-tackled the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the Team once more Gene Chizik giveth, and Gene Chizik taketh away

I just spilled gatorade all over my keyboard. That is great!

 

[IcSyU]

I just spilled gatorade all over my keyboard. That is great!

You haven't heard the Chuck Norris joke that's ripped off from?

 

[Wesley]

Hard to say, but I would not want to put myself in that situation.

Change the name to Chuck Norus or Chuck Forest.

 

[Wesley]

Some more ramblings:
Gene has been known to outstare a West Texas Tech rattlesnake.
Gene has the piercing gaze of an eagle in the sky.
Gene with his eyes can burn holes through Colorado Buffalo nickels.
Gene can scare a Baylor Bear back into hibernation.
Gene Chizik puts the C into yclones
Gene's Gaze can melt the Big Red.
Gene eats his Cheerios and oatmeal dry.
Gene can make lighbulbs light.
Gene can put Mo' Tigers back into captivity.
Moses cannot hold a candle to Gene.
Gene can spot cook an egg from ten yards out.
Gene's Beans are enough to choke a Colorado Buffalo.
Gene autos down I-80 without hands.
Gene eye's are approved by TSA to check luggage.
Gene 1, Herky 0.
Wildcats worst enemy is the Eye of Gene Sauron.
Eyes of Texs hold no water to Eyes of Gene.
Our Twelveth Man is Gene and his XRay Vision.
Gene melts Ice in his spare time.

 

[Chad]

Gene Chizik is so money he's got his own coin.
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[Chad]

Gene Chizik is classified as an F6 Cyclone.
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[balken]

Is this the new CF Scrabble thread?

 

[Wesley]

Gene Chizik Eyes can fry the balls off a Brahma steer.

No Fear, Gene is Here.

Gene can see for Miles and Miles.

Pigs Fly when Gene Winks.

Gene Does Austin

 

[Cy Hard]

Look into a mirror and say Gene Chizik 3 times...I dare you, it's not a urban legend.

 

[Chad]

If Gene Chizik was god he would have held two-a-days on the seventh day instead of resting.
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[Chad]

Gene Chizik is on the depth chart. At every position. Just in case.
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[Wesley]

The Man, The Myth, The Gene.

Gene always has the Goal in his sight.

Sometimes Gene smiles.

Gene would have made a great Pioneer.

JP and Gene is like Fire and Ice

Gene Eats Baylor Bears for Breakfast.

Why not us? Gene is in the House.

Buy your Seats Now. It will be a ride.

Can you Clone Gene Chizik? Not in your lifetime.

 

[Cy Hard]

XX chromosome = male
XY chromosome = female
XII chromosome = Gene Chizik

 

[CrossCyed]

this thread is entertaining while dirnking.

 

[Cy Hard]

I'm enjoying a dirnk too

 

[mramseyISU]

Gene taugh Mick to eat lightning and crap thunder.

 

[isukendall]

Gene Chizik does not "read" offenses. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[Cydar]

Originally God wanted a 6-day week. Chizik told him to add a 7th.

 

[CycloneTony]

You haven't heard the Chuck Norris joke that's ripped off from?

Quit raining on everyones parade Were trying to have some fun here :yes: