Gene Chizik Does Not Laugh

[CyTom]

Gene Chizik puts on aftershave before he shaves.

 

[tim_redd]

Apple pays Gene Chizik 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

 

[tejasclone]

Somebody needs to start a Gene Chizik facts website.

This can be done. We can channel the spirit of Free Lucca into GeneChizikFacts.com. Just please make them original -- no Chuck Norris knockoffs.

 

[Arkansas Cyclone]

why the boogey man won't come out from under his bed - he's afraid Gene Chizik's in the closet.

 

[ColoradoClone]

his poop is used as currency in Argentina...

 

[jdoggivjc]

Gene Chizik's favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

Gene Chizik wipes his *** with sandpaper and chain mail.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Gene Chizik." [/FONT]

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Gene Chizik bites the heads off of Hawkeyes, Tigers, Jayhawks, Wildcats, Buffalos, Huskers, Longhorns, Sooners, Cowboys, Aggies, Red Raiders, and Bears.

 

[Kyle]

This could make a good shirt. I would proudly sport a top 10 Gene Chizik facts shirt to football games next year.

My favorite so far is the "Gene Chizik can beat the Hawkeyes without scoring a touchdown."

We could get a list going and have a poll for people to vote for their favorites. I'm envisioning a red shirt with a bad-a** looking pic of Gene on the front with a top ten list on the back.

 

[bos]

This could make a good shirt. I would proudly sport a top 10 Gene Chizik facts shirt to football games next year.

My favorite so far is the "Gene Chizik can beat the Hawkeyes without scoring a touchdown."

We could get a list going and have a poll for people to vote for their favorites. I'm envisioning a red shirt with a bad-a** looking pic of Gene on the front with a top ten list on the back.

Ill buy it. Maybe it can have picture of Chizik like those Che Guevara shirts. :wink:

 

[mramseyISU]

I'd be all over one of those shirts.

 

[Cyclone711]

From a young age, scissors are taught not to run with Gene Chizik.

 

[nj829]

someone has to do it.....

Gene Chizik is tuff as rain.

 

[mramseyISU]

Ken Krumpel and L.D. Sturges check under their beds for Gene Chizik.

 

[tejasclone]

someone has to do it.....

Gene Chizik is tuff as rain.

A few changes are needed to make this correct, but otherwise I applaud the effort.

 

[SeattleClone]

I'd be all over one of those shirts.

That would be an awesome game-day shirt, someone needs to make it happen!

Gene Chizik flosses with barbed wire.

 

[jjisu]

Agreed...the T-shirt is a great idea.
A website would be rather hilarious as well :yes:

 

[Cydar]

Stealing one from Rocky:

Gene Chizik eats lightning and craps thunder.

 

[aeroclone08]

Ken Krumpel and L.D. Sturges check under their beds for Gene Chizik.

I just spit water all over my monitor.:biglaugh:

 

[bos]

Well, would we need to get consent to put the likeness of Gene on a shirt? or is that open game?

 

[clonefan_80]

Ken Krumpel and L.D. Sturges check under their beds for Gene Chizik.

WINNER!!

 

[Cyclone_Grav]

his poop is used as currency in Argentina...

This one resulted in tears of laughter