Gene Chizik Does Not Laugh

In Ames....no....but the Graphic Edge normally does a pretty darn good job...and they normally don't mess around...


As long as they dont screw ya on shipping Im cool with whatever.
 
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We could throw together a simple website where people can submit their ideas for Gene Chizik facts. We could have a submission deadline, then a round of voting to trim the last to, say, 20, a second round of voting to get to 10, and then finally a round of voting to sort the Top 10. Shouldn't be complicated.

I'd be willing to work on this website, if folks are serious about this, anyway.
 
Do we have to talk to ISU about licensing for using Chizik's face?


Im sure its the right thing to do, ask. As long as we arent making money, Im sure its fine. Does anyone know of a contact that we should ask?
 
Im sure its the right thing to do, ask. As long as we arent making money, Im sure its fine. Does anyone know of a contact that we should ask?

When we were working on FreeLucca, Kyle was in contact with someone in the athletic office to get permission to use Lucca's picture. We should ask him whom he spoke with.
 
Also for those who are wondering, GeneChizikFacts.com is an available domain.

Though, I also kind of like GeneChizikDoesNotLaugh.com, too.
 
Collection so far:

Gene Chizik visited the Virgin Islands in the offseason now they are referred to as "The Islands"
Gene Chizik flosses with barbed wire.
Gene Chizik eats lightning and craps thunder.
Gene can recruit without cracking a smile.
Gene can telepathically use his eyes to tell his player what to do.
He can emote brain waves which cause refs to shiver on a hot day.
his poop is used as currency in Argentina...
Ken Krumpel and L.D. Sturges check under their beds for Gene Chizik.
Gene Chizik passes kidney stones for fun.
Gene Chizik is tuff as rain.
Gene Chizik can (and has) beat the Hawkeyes without scoring a touchdown.
Gene Chizik once round-house kicked Mr. T to the face just as T punched Gene in the head. The result was the 1980's.
Gene Chizik shaves with rusty razor blades
Gene Chizik puts on aftershave before he shaves.
Apple pays Gene Chizik 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
why the boogey man won't come out from under his bed - he's afraid Gene Chizik's in the closet.
Gene Chizik's favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
Gene Chizik wipes his *** with sandpaper and chain mail.
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Gene Chizik."
From a young age, scissors are taught not to run with Gene Chizik.
Gene Chizik Does Not Laugh
Gene Chizik was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris wears Gene Chizik pajamas
Gene Chizik destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Gene Chizik once swallowed 3 large bottles of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Gene Chizik does laugh, in Superman's face while wearing his cape.
Gene will not laugh at the refs although he is sometimes tempted.
Gene Chizik can light Hawkeyes on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Gene Chizik's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chizik never cries.
Gene Chizik can recharge mobile devices by rubbing them against his beard. And he's clean shaven.

My addition: Gene Chizik creates Cyclones.
 
Also, keep in mind that if permission is required to use Chizik's face on the tee, there may also be restrictions on what can text can go along with his face. I would guess there might be some issues with a couple of those Gene Chizik facts listed so far.
 
Also, keep in mind that if permission is required to use Chizik's face on the tee, there may also be restrictions on what can text can go along with his face. I would guess there might be some issues with a couple of those Gene Chizik facts listed so far.


Yeah, they would have to be family friendly.

"Gene Chizik can (and has) beat the Hawkeyes without scoring a touchdown. " Should be number one. =)
 
To be really honest, I get the feeling that if we ask they will feel compelled to say no, and if we don't ask that nobody will care. I talked with someone from compliance about the Lucca thing, but I think that was probably different because it involved a player. I'm not sure if the NCAA has as much to say regarding a coach. The ISU trademark office or whatever it is is full of uptight losers from the stories I've heard.
 
To be really honest, I get the feeling that if we ask they will feel compelled to say no, and if we don't ask that nobody will care. I talked with someone from compliance about the Lucca thing, but I think that was probably different because it involved a player. I'm not sure if the NCAA has as much to say regarding a coach. The ISU trademark office or whatever it is is full of uptight losers from the stories I've heard.


Lets rock it out then. What are they going to do, remove our shirts at the game? I would think if we dont profit from it, they dont have much to complain about. These will be made in good taste and show our support for the coach.
 
Is there anyone who wants to take control of talking to t-shirt people? I wonder what size of inventory we'd need. How would the t-shirts be sold? Online? Locally?
 
We should do it online, that way noone is responsible for having to hold and distribute these.
 
We should do it online, that way noone is responsible for having to hold and distribute these.

Cafepress.com would be easy to use. Just not the best quality.
 
To be really honest, I get the feeling that if we ask they will feel compelled to say no, and if we don't ask that nobody will care. I talked with someone from compliance about the Lucca thing, but I think that was probably different because it involved a player. I'm not sure if the NCAA has as much to say regarding a coach. The ISU trademark office or whatever it is is full of uptight losers from the stories I've heard.


Why ask if you're not going to like a possible answer?

What would be the "real" consequences if the T's aren't in compliance?

A: Alvin Bowen shows up at your down.
 

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