Friday Confessions

[Hawkeye11en1]

I once caught a mentally challenged youth "playing" with himself after a P. E. class in high school. I quickly turned around and darted for the locker room door. I saw him later that day and he put his hand on my shoulder. In retrospect, I should have given a box of Kleenex just to show that I supported his ways as long as he never asked me (or anyone) for a piggyback ride.

Probably should have washed your shoulder off. In retrospect.

 

[SuperCy]

Whoa Cowboy! This confession thread is about farts, golden showers, public poops, and duck/cover maneauvers to escape cheating one night stand wives. Don't fret about the ISU NCAA CBS tourney seed predictions.

How's this then? This girl that I sit next to at work has terrible grammar. She's on the phone a lot and every time she uses "don't" instead of "doesn't" or "does not" it makes me cringe.

 

[optimuslott]

Probably should have washed your shoulder off. In retrospect.

Nah...him and I shared a special moment soap/water can't erase.

How's this then? This girl that I sit next to at work has terrible grammar. She's on the phone a lot and every time she uses "don't" instead of "doesn't" or "does not" it makes me cringe.

That is what's up! I hear you on that one. I don't know how many different combinations of there, their, and they're I've seen wrong when grading students.

 

[Jerms]

Don't know if you noticed, but K-Snake politically correct crowd now wants to call it GOEMAWAW...every man AND WOMAN a wildcat.

You sure it's not every man a woman and wildcat?

 

[timappelgate]

I just had a dream that I had a dunk, and 3 3's for Iowa State in a sold out game in Hilton on ESPN. Right before I woke up, I remembered thinking, oh man I can't wait to watch the replay. Woke up, realized it was all fake, now I'm depressed.

 

[Clone5]

I just had a dream that I had a dunk, and 3 3's for Iowa State in a sold out game in Hilton on ESPN. Right before I woke up, I remembered thinking, oh man I can't wait to watch the replay. Woke up, realized it was all fake, now I'm depressed.

I dream I can dunk at least once a week and this might be a low estimate. I must have watched Space Jam too much as a child or something.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWDmau1Vbxs]Michael Jordan - I Believe I Can Fly - YouTube[/ame]

 

[ISU4Life]

I get annoyed with the over use of the sarcasm pirate.

 

[KFitzy87]

I get annoyed with the over use of the sarcasm pirate.

?

 

[ISUAgronomist]

I get annoyed with the over use of the sarcasm pirate.

Too bad it is nearly necessary on here if you attempt sarcasm that should be obvious and go without it. Usually ends up in a **** storm of people responding with the assumption that you are serious.

 

[optimuslott]

Too bad it is nearly necessary on here if you attempt sarcasm that should be obvious and go without it. Usually ends up in a **** storm of people responding with the assumption that you are serious.

Not sure if serious. Need this: to indicate level of seriousity.

 

[timappelgate]

I dream I can dunk at least once a week and this might be a low estimate. I must have watched Space Jam too much as a child or something.
Michael Jordan - I Believe I Can Fly - YouTube

I'M NOT ALONE!!!!

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

I am a Hawkeye fan, but prefer this message board greatly compared to Hawkeyenation.com. You guys at least have new and engaging topics everyday instead of seeing the same 10 threads on HN.com over and over. Oh, and some of your posters are actually humorous, unlike the ***hats on HN.com like GhostofBTT and OK4Prez.

 

[andybernard]

My girlfriend's sister is way hotter than my girlfriend.

 

[timappelgate]

My girlfriend's sister is way hotter than my girlfriend.

The nard dog would go for the sister.

 

[Chipper]

When I was younger I bet my step-brother over highlights on Sportscenter. Unfortunately for him it was the fourth SC of the morning and I had already watched the previous three. I felt like Biff from B2TF for the day. In an ultimate sign of pwned - I eventually won his socks for no other reason to pwn him.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

I am a Hawkeye fan, but prefer this message board greatly compared to Hawkeyenation.com. You guys at least have new and engaging topics everyday instead of seeing the same 10 threads on HN.com over and over. Oh, and some of your posters are actually humorous, unlike the ***hats on HN.com like GhostofBTT and OK4Prez.

Why do you think I have almost 4K posts over here? This board is actually entertaining.

Oh, and I just got a haircut by a low-30's good looking woman. She gave me the best head massage ever. Pretty hot.

 

[Senolcyc]

I once caught a mentally challenged youth "playing" with himself after a P. E. class in high school. I saw him later that day and he put his hand on my shoulder.

Same hand?

 

[andybernard]

Why do you think I have almost 4K posts over here? This board is actually entertaining.

Oh, and I just got a haircut by a low-30's good looking woman. She gave me the best head massage ever. Pretty hot.

HN is entertaining for us Cyclone fans, too. Especially after a loss to Ped State.

 

[SuperCy]

Why do you think I have almost 4K posts over here? This board is actually entertaining.

Oh, and I just got a haircut by a low-30's good looking woman. She gave me the best head massage ever. Pretty hot.

By head massage do you mean with her hands or a "leaning her chest into you for a better tip" massage?

 

[MeanDean]

I read the whole thread and was going to comment on the scatalogical twist these threads seem to take week after week. I then read about urination, farting and masturbation, so I guess I was wrong to initially just think of going after the **** stuff. Life is good with CF in your life.

I wonder if it says anything about me that my 2 favorite cakes are angel food and devils food?