Friday Confessions

[Cybyassociation]

I'm not going to lie...I just laughed out loud here and i just got busted at work for laughing. Pure. Genius.

My 1st good laugh of the morning.

You've got rep guns...use them :wink:

 

[brianhos]

I like the girl on the Choo Choo Soul videos.

Yeah Genavieve, I loved it when my kids were into that show.

 

[Al_4_State]

Dont know if I've ever had any Southern Tier. Whats their "flagship"?

PS. I'm starting the beer thread since it seems to be gaining popularity in this thread.

No idea what their flagship is. They have a summer beer called Hop Sun that's a cross between a wheat and a pale. It sounds bad, but its awesome.

Most of their stuff comes in bombers. Keep an eye out for it this weekend.

 

[DRCHIRO]

A few months ago my girlfriend and I went out to the bars and got really hammered. We some how made it back to her place that night. Woke up the next morning and my pants were soaking wet, but the bed was completely dry. Thought it was really strange until I noticed a wet spot on her bedroom floor. Apparently I just woke up, stood in the middle of her room, and starting ******* my pants. Then must have decided to go back to bed. Don't remember a thing. I'm two years out of college and I'm still doing this kinda stuff. Some things never change I guess.

I once peed on my wife after a night of drinking a few years ago. She woke up with me urinating on her chest.

That was the last night I've taken shots of tequila.

Also, I hate wrestling. It's probably because I don't understand it and I just don't know why you would want to do that with another dude but I have no desire to watch a wrestling match. I know a lot of wrestlers that don't like basketball and that's okay with me.

 

[BirdOfWar]

I had a one night stand last weekend with someone who ended up being married.

The problem was I just assumed all 21 year olds at the bars on a Saturday night would not be married. Definitely came as a surprise to me in the morning...

Can I ask how you found out the next morning?

 

[optimuslott]

It seems like that as a rule, loud farts have little odor, while the quiet ones are aptly named "silent but deadly."

You know the stench will be awful when you get some heat/burn on a silent bomb. To quote the great manager from "Major League": "Forget about the curve Ricky, Give 'em the heater."

 

[dtISU]

My wife would agree with this. I can say the same about her.

My wife does it, but will never ever admit it. Deny, deny, deny...she's even tried the old "blame the dog" ruse.

 

[Tailg8er]

I enjoyed some all-you-can-eat wings last night.


Today my coworkers get to enjoy them...

 

[Al_4_State]

I once peed on my wife after a night of drinking a few years ago. She woke up with me urinating on her chest.

That was the last night I've taken shots of tequila.

Also, I hate wrestling. It's probably because I don't understand it and I just don't know why you would want to do that with another dude but I have no desire to watch a wrestling match. I know a lot of wrestlers that don't like basketball and that's okay with me.

(stands and applauds)

 

[dtISU]

I enjoyed some all-you-can-eat wings last night.


Today my coworkers get to enjoy them...

What? You brought in leftovers?

 

[cyhiphopp]

I once peed on my wife after a night of drinking a few years ago. She woke up with me urinating on her chest.

That was the last night I've taken shots of tequila.

Also, I hate wrestling. It's probably because I don't understand it and I just don't know why you would want to do that with another dude but I have no desire to watch a wrestling match. I know a lot of wrestlers that don't like basketball and that's okay with me.

And then you found out that she was into that, right?

 

[DRCHIRO]

And then you found out that she was into that, right?

Unfortunately, I don't remember it. When she finally talked to me the following day, she told me she was thankful she had a shirt on. I was obviously disappointed.

 

[wartknight]

The old Golden shower-
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79FRuWcU2HY]The office S05E03 Golden Shower - YouTube[/ame]

 

[cyhiphopp]

Unfortunately, I don't remember it. When she finally talked to me the following day, she told me she was thankful she had a shirt on. I was obviously disappointed.

I guess you should try it again while sober and see if she tries to stop you. HA!

 

[wartknight]

Unfortunately, I don't remember it. When she finally talked to me the following day, she told me she was thankful she had a shirt on. I was obviously disappointed.

I know I would have been luck to wake up with my member in tact the next morning

 

[RING4CY]

I have feelings for a girl, but can't quite bring myself to tell her.

 

[Tailg8er]

I enjoyed some all-you-can-eat wings last night. Today my coworkers get to enjoy them...

What? You brought in leftovers?

Hahaha, in a round-a-bout way!

 

[vmbplayer]

I have feelings for a girl, but can't quite bring myself to tell her.

Have ya tried peein on her?

 

[dtISU]

Have ya tried peein on her?

It seems to work for some of us here...

 

[mymanfreddie]

1) I was in college during the 2008 presidential election. During one of the debates I was talking with my then girlfriend about the subject of abortion. She said she was pro-choice. I ended up calling her a "baby killer". We broke up a week later.

2) When I played basketball this morning I let a magnificent, post-Imperial IPA fart. It cleared out the paint for two possessions.