So you want her to cuddle up with you like this?
BTW, you have good taste in childrens television hostesses.
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Friday Confessions
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So you want her to cuddle up with you like this?
BTW, you have good taste in childrens television hostesses.
So you want her to cuddle up with you like this?
BTW, you have good taste in childrens television hostesses.
Indeed I do. I should have posted a pic myself earlier. I will happily be her talking plush toy.
I do the same thing except my kids are still young enough that we listen to Kids Place Live. I drove halfway to Omaha one time listening to kids place live and didn't even realize it. Some of the songs on there just crack me up especially Lorenzo Llama's version of Barbara Streisand, Kitty fight, and the Hampstedance song. Good god what has happened to me and my taste in music!!!!!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A"]Hampton the Hamster "The Hamsterdance Song" - YouTube[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69EGVrKUS24"]Kitty Fight Song - YouTube[/ame]
It's a yearly occurrence for me that I end up taking a dump along side the interstate or basically anywhere that's not in my pants or in the car. The very sad thing is my wife, parents, sister, and in laws aren't even surprised or shocked when it happens anymore.
Same with me. I have the best stories. Last summer on the way to the Ozarks, I got that feeling and there was no stopping it. Pulled over on the highway, got behind the vehicle and was doing my business. A car popped up over the hill, I panicked, side stepped and ended up ripping my pants and stepping in my own crap. My wife was not to impressed. I had to walk around the ditch for ten minutes scraping the crap off of my shoes.
I had ham and bean soup last night, a little disapointed the gaseous effects haven't kicked in yet.
So you want her to cuddle up with you like this?
BTW, you have good taste in childrens television hostesses.
I like the girl on the Choo Choo Soul videos.
Related story. Once while ******* in a toilet at an ISU basketball party a McDermott era superstar walked in and relieved himself in the shower. The houses owner, another former player, came in while he was doing this and hilarity ensued.
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Petey?
My cousin tells a story of where at a party he took the lid off a toilet and **** in the tank. I always LOL when I hear that story.
I think flagguy top shelfed a toilet at a place right outside the Grand Canyon when we were down in Tempe. :biglaugh:
And that is an upperdecker. It was referenced in Archer last night.
No, it was not Petey although he was around.
Mine was a classic case of drunk sleepwalking. I had been at a party that night and gotten pretty loaded, but not so drunk that I didn't know what I was doing.
Well, I went to bed, and when I woke up, there was a log in the bath tub. There was some arguing among the people there who had been responsible, so we all did "wipe checks" to see if anyone was unclean, and sure enough, I was the one responsible. I have a tendency to sleep walk (have since I was little) and a few too many drinks can really bring it out.
This isn't the first time something like that happened to me either. A couple years ago, my gf and I went out to dinner, came home and went to bed. Didn't really drink (maybe a beer or two with dinner) or anything wild. Woke up in the morning, and my oven door was open, and there was a puddle on the floor below it. Not really putting two and two together, I shut the oven, and mopped up the puddle. I smelled the puddle and it didn't smell like ****, so I kind of forgot about the whole thing.
A week later, my girlfriend goes to fire up the oven, and the aroma of burning urine overpowered the apartment. Turns out I must have been sleep walking, and instead of going into the bathroom, I opened up the oven, took a leak, and then went back to bed.
