Sorry for being creative. We can continue to be like the rest of the nation and run out of a smokey inflatable circus tent and run into the goalposts.
While I am no fan of the smokey circus tent, the cellar door is way too gimmicky. It screams minor league baseball or semi-pro hoops. It is creative, but I thought it was supposed to be tongue in cheek. It would be pretty funny the first time or two though.