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Best Seinfeld scene EVER

Can't think of a best, they are ALL best. One of my favs is "Man Hands" and the one where Jerry can't remember his girlfriends name. "Mulva" is quoted at my work almost daily. They just don't make shows like that anymore. Too much "Reality" TV out there.
 
There is an episode where Elaine dates one of Jerry's friends and at the end of the date, they are in the car and "He took it out". Classic exchange between Jerry and Elaine when she is explaining that he took "IT" out...classic...
 
"I think it moved"

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6lMOTQtTqA]YouTube - Seinfeld - George and the massage (1)[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0qm0KUPeD8]YouTube - That's gold, Jerry! Gold![/ame]

Not the best, but i quote it all the time. "thats Gold Jerry... Gold!"
 
Al_4_State said:
I agree. Curb is hilarious at times, but by the 4th season I found myself predicting exactly what was going to happen throughout each episode. I still really enjoy it, just a mild drawback.
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I had never watched Curb that much until this year, but the few new episodes I saw were awesome. I especially liked the one where Larry kills the swan on the golf course, and accidentally kills the one guy by getting his blood pressure elevated for being a slow golfer. I just loved how he kept trying to pin the death of the swan on the other golfer and the death of the golfer on the swan. And when he tells the man's family his theory at the man's wake, I just lost it.
 
Kenny!!!


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMjgHBnpeV0&feature=related]YouTube - The Best of Kramer - The Kenny Roaster[/ame]


More specifically:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUvzzEtNevY&feature=related"]YouTube- Hilarious Seinfeld Clip (S8E08)[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghCTZF61ey0&feature=related]YouTube - Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby[/ame]

So many great scenes from this show. I don't know why, but the line from that clip always kills me.
 
My favorite is without a doubt when Jerry has to sneak a new tape into George's gf Carol's answering machine. Code word? Tippy toe.

[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]George: Uh, Carol, can I talk to you for a second? Right now.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Carol: Sure.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]George: Please, this is very, very important. (Leads her to other room)[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica](Jerry goes over to machine to switch tape)[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]George: (Shouts from other room) Uhh, tippy toe! Tippy toe! Lemon tree![/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica](Carol reappears followed by George)[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Carol: (To Jerry) Now I know who you are. You're a comedian. I've seen [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]you, it's driving me crazy.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Jerry: Right. I am.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]George: Carol, that's so rude. Please, I'm serious, just for a moment, if [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]you wouldn't mind, and then we'll talk to Jerry.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica](George leads Carol back out, Jerry switches tapes)[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Jerry: (Shouts) Hey you two. I'm ready to go.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica](George and Carol return)[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Carol: That's what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]pool?[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]George: (To Jerry) Don't you find that strange?[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Jerry: Yes.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Carol: Well, I'll just check my machine and we'll go. No, nothing here, [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]let's go. Oh, I forgot to tell you. After I talked to you today my neighbour [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]called me and played my messages to me over the phone.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]George: Oh, uhhh...[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Carol: Yours were hilarious, we were both cracking up. I just love jokes [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]like that.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica](All three leave)[/FONT]
 
Wow! It's impossible to choose the funniest clip among all of these.
I think the absolute best performance by a guest character had to be the Moyle. From the second he walks in the door he nails an amazing 3 minute performance. I'm not 100% sure, but if you watch it closely, it appears that he does the entire scene in one take.
BTW, the moyle was played by Charles Levin. He never worked in Hollywood again.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrvorxZp7s]YouTube - hello im the moyle sdgsdd[/ame]
 
Seinfeld terror!!!!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGGa-EOySHg&NR=1]YouTube - The Ugly Truth Behind Seinfeld[/ame]
 
Master of my domain & marine biologist are at the top
Others:
Bubble boy
Kramer goes to hollywood (at least a couple episodes)
Shrinkage
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Soup Nazi
 
Jerry: "Okay, where are you"?
Kramer: "I'm at the corner of 1st and...1st. How can the same street intersect itself??? I must be at the nexus of the universe."
 
enisthemenace said:
Jerry: "Okay, where are you"?
Kramer: "I'm at the corner of 1st and...1st. How can the same street intersect itself??? I must be at the nexus of the universe."
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"I'm lookin at Ray's Pizza, you know where that is?"
"Is it Famous Ray's?"
"No, it's Original Ray's"
"Famous Original Ray's?"
"It's just original Jerry!"
 
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