Overall, I thought it was pretty funny, BUT AM doesn't have much room to talk.
a) Kissing Cousins - I thought that was a Southern thing. Let's see, Texas is a little further South than Ames.
b) ISU not making a bowl? True, but I highly doubt it if AM makes a bowl this year too. Let's did they make a bowl last year? and playing Texas does not count as your bowl game.
c) Nothing to do in Ames? Is College Station any better?
d) Getting beat by Baylor? Uhm, I think Baylor has taken AM out a few times and I like Baylor's chances this year against AM.