Anyone else not get raptured yesterday?

[BooneCy]

So, probably not ready to hear the rest of it? According to Matthew 24:37-41 and its reference to the Flood, the first to be taken away at the second coming will be unbelievers. Believers will be left to inherit the kingdom prepared for them (cf. Matt. 25:34). It is, therefore, good to be "left behind" (as were Noah and his family), as those "taken away" will face judgment.

This guy gets it. The rapture is made up. It’s not in the Bible and was brought about centuries later to scare people into believing. Just another example of religion failing faith.

 

[VeloClone]

I predict this lighthearted thread will be caved within two more pages.

 

[Prone2Clone]

Sounds like something someone that got skipped over would say.

 

[JP4CY]

raptured ur mom last night

you were there too? It was so dark in there I didn't know who anyone else was.

 

[clonedude]

Btw…. when is the rapture supposed to happen now? The last 100 or so dates were wrong…. anyone have any insights to the newest projections?

My guess would be the day before ISU plays for the National Championship in college football. That would be awesome…. I’d be one of the few people able to attend!!

 

[Cyfan1965]

 

[JayV]

I tried, but the ticket scanners and the turnstiles were so bad I missed it.

 

[WooBadger18]

So, probably not ready to hear the rest of it? According to Matthew 24:37-41 and its reference to the Flood, the first to be taken away at the second coming will be unbelievers. Believers will be left to inherit the kingdom prepared for them (cf. Matt. 25:34). It is, therefore, good to be "left behind" (as were Noah and his family), as those "taken away" will face judgment.

It’s more the fact that you’re treating this way too seriously

 

[wxman1]

I tried, but the ticket scanners and the turnstiles were so bad I missed it.

This is it. End the thread now, we have the post of the year.

 

[aeroclone]

So the rapture happened and all the Cyclone Fanatics are still here? Figures, always seemed like God must hate ISU.

 

[cychhosis]

Surprisingly good cell phone coverage here!

 

[Cyballzz]

She's been dead for ten years. Get help, Coach.

 

[KnappShack]

I can never not think of this when I see Creed

 

[Althetuna]

I came, I saw, I raptured.

 

[CyCoug]

Sorry for the delay. Busy morning but no rapture for me. Apologies in advance if anyone was wondering.

However, thinking logically about things, being LDS and having gone to BYU, my chances were low to begin with.

Mostly my goal is to avoid Spirit Prison, which is very, very real to Mormons.

 

[Jeremy]

I came, I saw, I raptured.

Um, I'm thinking the "came" part should be at the end of that sentence.

 

[Cyballzz]

Um, I thinking the "came" part should be at the end of that sentence.

Sometimes you have to apologize after the came.

 

[simply1]

I was completely out of the loop, I figured the rapture was last weekend's football game. After Googling, looks like some pointed to the 21st, others to the 23rd as the rapture. Considering tomorrow is an ISU game, I'm guessing tomorrow.

Iowa State and Oklahoma State offenses could indeed trigger a rapture.

 

[Althetuna]

Um, I thinking the "came" part should be at the end of that sentence.

Eww. I don't want people to think I'm sexually attracted to our Lord and savior.

 

[Jeremy]

Eww. I don't want people to think I'm sexually attracted to our Lord and savior.

No shaming here, we're fully inclusive to all types.