Anyone else not get raptured yesterday?

[snowcraig2.0]

What's the weather like down there?

moist

 

[pourcyne]

It sounds like it was just the two of you...

The love that dare not speak its name.

 

[somecyguy]

moist

That's funny because many of the people up here are as well.....wait why I am going down??? It was a joke! Just a joke!

 

[CoachHines3]

She's been dead for ten years. Get help, Coach.

 

[snowcraig2.0]

The love that dare not speak its name.

 

[4theCYcle]

This just seems like this thread is about to be taken over by spiderman and JLH memes.

 

[pourcyne]

Personally, I do not care for rapture music. I prefer apocalypse-hop.

 

[Jeremy]

How do I know if I got raptured?

You wouldn't be able to sit for a couple days.

 

[CoachHines3]

This just seems like this thread is about to be taken over by spiderman and JLH memes.

JLH meme-ers ASSEMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[snowcraig2.0]

You wouldn't be able to sit for a couple days.

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[dafarmer]

This just seems like this thread is about to be taken over by spiderman and JLH memes.

We can hope.

 

[4theCYcle]

We can hope.

Oh shucks, look what I never intended to start. Coach Hines already slipped and hit enter.

 

[NodawayRiverClone]

Nope. No one did. Rapture is a myth of Bible interpretation, possibly by those looking for even more mysticism than God coming to earth to live as the perfect human.

 

[BCClone]

No one ever invites me to these things.

@CoachHines3 why you no invite him to momma time?

 

[TXCyclones]

I think we should get a bunch of blow up dolls and helium and start releasing them into the air just to freak out the rapture-watchers and make them think they're being left behind.

 

[BoomerClone]

What? Am I missing something?

 

[snowcraig2.0]

Nope. No one did. Rapture is a myth of Bible interpretation, possibly by those looking for even more mysticism than God coming to earth to live as the perfect human.

 

[Clonehomer]

Nope. No one did. Rapture is a myth of Bible interpretation, possibly by those looking for even more mysticism than God coming to earth to live as the perfect human.

Sounds like something someone that got skipped over would say.

 

[somecyguy]

Nope. No one did. Rapture is a myth of Bible interpretation, possibly by those looking for even more mysticism than God coming to earth to live as the perfect human.

Fun hater

 

[NodawayRiverClone]

Sounds like something someone that got skipped over would say.

So, probably not ready to hear the rest of it? According to Matthew 24:37-41 and its reference to the Flood, the first to be taken away at the second coming will be unbelievers. Believers will be left to inherit the kingdom prepared for them (cf. Matt. 25:34). It is, therefore, good to be "left behind" (as were Noah and his family), as those "taken away" will face judgment.