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The funny part is that interim AD Beth Goetz has already set the table that wins will carry more weight than points. What a genius move by Kirk and Barta. They put this 25 point average stipulation on Brian while Barta's on his way out the door but it's nothing more than window dressing. Iowa fans are so gullible.
Iowa will go 9-3 this year, make it to Indy, get absolutely embarrassed again and they won't fire Brian because he took them to another B1G title game. It's beautiful.
 
Oh boy oh boy it's gonna be fun for them to start off 2-2 with losses to us and Penn State. I think there's a chance they could still run the table and then obviously lose by 45+ to Michigan or OSU.

Iowa will go 9-3 this year, make it to Indy, get absolutely embarrassed again and they won't fire Brian because he took them to another B1G title game. It's beautiful.
And everyone outside of Iowa City and eastern Iowa Walmarts will describe it as failing forward
 
And everyone outside of Iowa City and eastern Iowa Walmarts will describe it as failing forward
They'll be ecstatic until they get crushed in the CCG and then they'll be pissed. I would love it though if they went 8-4 and missed Indy because they still wouldn't fire Brian. That'd cause pandemonium.
 
Good thing he's not on TV or radio because it'd be pretty hard to speak with all those hawkeye ****s in his mouth.
Well then how do Leisti and Dochterman do it? I listened to their little spiel on Iowa Everywhere. Good Lord!! I knew Leisti was an unprofessional fanboi, but didnt realize how completely in the tank Dochterman was.
 
Iowa needs to start scheduling Army according to Dave's logic
He also forgets the very long streak of losing seasons for the Hawkeyes between Evashevski and Fry. In those decades Iowa was a bottom 10 team.

It’s a tell that he uses all of college football history to put Iowa State down (like we don’t know that), but then conveniently goes only seven seasons back to tout Iowa.
 
Well then how do Leisti and Dochterman do it? I listened to their little spiel on Iowa Everywhere. Good Lord!! I knew Leisti was an unprofessional fanboi, but didnt realize how completely in the tank Dochterman was.
I tried listening to that as well. Doctorman was way more of a homer than he made himself out to be on 'Kickin' It' earlier this week. Thinks Iowa will win easily. Acted like Utah State was a serious team and took a huge crap on Northern Iowa. All I can say is he is about to find out who Tyler Onyedim is tomorrow.
 
Super serious objective journalist right here


I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt that this is a solid troll, since his logic is so far out there that he can’t be serious. But it also makes me even more thankful that ISU 247 has been on a solid run of level headed journalists representing it and not an attention seeking fan boy troll that clearly has zero ability to be objective.
 
Super serious objective journalist right here


Since Iowa is obviously such a better and great program, I would expect them to ONLY schedule top 25 teams otherwise they will not be challenged at all. They should be able to win 8 games against all ranked teams, being the powerhouse that they are.
 
There's a show on TV here in Eastern Iowa called I for Hawks or something stupid like that. I don't know who the host is, but he predicted Iowa will win 31-7. It's just so much douche baggery from all these a-holes. They aren't even reasonable journalists.
 
He also forgets the very long streak of losing seasons for the Hawkeyes between Evashevski and Fry. In those decades Iowa was a bottom 10 team.

It’s a tell that he uses all of college football history to put Iowa State down (like we don’t know that), but then conveniently goes only seven seasons back to tout Iowa.

Makes one wonder what would have happened if Iowa was forced to play ISU from 1960-76, instead of being allowed to run and hide in their **** years.
 
He also forgets the very long streak of losing seasons for the Hawkeyes between Evashevski and Fry. In those decades Iowa was a bottom 10 team.

It’s a tell that he uses all of college football history to put Iowa State down (like we don’t know that), but then conveniently goes only seven seasons back to tout Iowa.
Typical Hok assclown, like 1776.
 

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