I need a Hok joke.

[Pope]

Oldie but goody:

Why do Iowa alums hang their diploma on their rear view mirror?

So they can park in the handicap spaces.

I'm here all night folks. Try the veal.

 

[Prone2Clone]

Hawkeye girls have pancake nipples

 

[Cycsk]

A casual reference to dirt and urine as the school colors is always fun

 

[carvers4math]

You need a Hok joke?

How about Brian Ferentz.

Brian Ferentz says bet the under

 

[DJSteve]

Why does Kirk Ferentz always drive below the speed limit?
He’s scared to pass.

What do you get if you cross Brian Ferentz and a groundhog?
Six more weeks of bad football.

 

[Pope]

Why does Kirk Ferentz always drive below the speed limit?
He’s scared to pass.

What do you get if you cross Brian Ferentz and a groundhog?
Six more weeks of bad football.

Whew!! I was afraid your 2nd joke was going to have something to do with the groundhog's butthole.

 

[CloneLawman]

Brian Ferentz.

 

[RLD4ISU]

Why can't Iowa Hawkeyes go on the internet?
They can't put 3 W's together

Remember that one year when Iowa used a suffocating defense and high scoring attack to dominate the Big 10? LOL....me neither.

Still more likely to see a solar eclipse in your lifetime than an Iowa Hawkeye Football National Championship.

What do Iowa and marijuana have in common?
Both get smoked in bowls

 

[Peter]

“Happy 60th, Steve! Just remember you are almost as old as Iowa’s last Rose Bowl victory.”

 

[DrShip]

Did you hear Captain Kirk is only dressing half the squad for the ISU game this year?
The rest of the team has to dress themselves.

The school library at the university of Iowa burned down today. The real tragedy is only half the books were colored.

Why did the Hawkeye football team cross the road?
It was easier than crossing the goal line.

Fat, drunk, and Hawkeye is no way to go through life.

**** Iowa.

 

[NWICY]

Why can't Iowa Hawkeyes go on the internet?
They can't put 3 W's together

Remember that one year when Iowa used a suffocating defense and high scoring attack to dominate the Big 10? LOL....me neither.

Still more likely to see a solar eclipse in your lifetime than an Iowa Hawkeye Football National Championship.

What do Iowa and marijuana have in common?
Both get smoked in bowls

@cowgirl836 Here is a good group to pick from.

 

[Clonefan93]

I have used this many times but have stopped as some take this VERY personally. I didn't think I was going to get out of one without fighting my way out and I'm not good at that.

Make it less personal:
Q: What do Iowa State football players and Iowa football players have in common:
A: Neither have graduated from the University of Iowa.