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cowgirl836

cowgirl836

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Writing a card for the milestone birthday of a longtime family friend. For years they have sent cards to us ending with "Go Hawks" knowing full well where I went to college. I want to end the sentimental sappy parts with a joke, preferably at the football team's expense. I saw some funny ones last fall about the defense and scoring but can't remember now. Nothing raunchy or really inappropriate but a good zinger would be appreciated.

Give me your best.

Please and thank you.
 
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Here is a good place to start I'd say.

What is your best Hawkeye joke of all time?

I don't know about the rest of you, but as the lone Cyclone fan in my group of friends in Cedar Rapids, I've already started getting a rash of anti-Cyclone propaganda in my email box in the form of jokes and trash talk. I could use a little ammunition to return. Could you please respond...
cyclonefanatic.com cyclonefanatic.com
 
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cowgirl836 said:
Writing a card for the milestone birthday of a longtime family friend. For years they have sent cards to us ending with "Go Hawks" knowing full well where I went to college. I want to end the sentimental sappy parts with a joke, preferably at the football team's expense. I saw some funny ones last fall about the defense and scoring but can't remember now. Nothing raunchy or really inappropriate but a good zinger would be appreciated.

Give me your best.

Please and thank you.
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Don't know how old the milestone birthday is but something like it may take Iowa's offense an entire season to match your age.
 
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Send them a shirt.
www.raygunsite.com

Iowa City Name

Iowa City: all our creativity went into the name. A Portion of All RAYGUN Sales Raise Money For Organizations That We Support. Gold Screen Print on a Charcoal T-shirt (50% Polyester / 50% Combed Ringspun Cotton). Cut and sewn sweatshop free. Designed and printed by Union Labor at RAYGUN.
www.raygunsite.com www.raygunsite.com
 
Why is the UI located in Iowa City? Because we couldn't expect its students to remember different state and city names.
 
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Tell them you have a West O beer that they might really enjoy.

Or promise them a case of this really good new beer to be released in August.
 
gocy444 said:
What do an ISU and Iowa fan have in common? Neither of them attended the university of Iowa.
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I have used this many times but have stopped as some take this VERY personally. I didn't think I was going to get out of one without fighting my way out and I'm not good at that.
 
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