Texas Special teams coach - monkey attack

[Kinch]

At least Gary Hart feels Sark's pain. Both's careers were sunk because of Monkey Business.

 

[Kinch]

January, 2021
Chris Del Conte: First we get Sark and now we hit the mother lode. Hey, wait till Bowlsby finds out during halftime of the Big 12 Championship that Sark will lead us to that we and Oklahoma are going to the SEC. Bowlsby will be the biggest laughing stock in College football. What could go wrong?
CDC's secretary: Hey Chris, the SID just called. Sounds like Sark hired Jeff Banks as special teams coach. He says you might know his wife, Pole and her business associate, Gia.

 

[Kinch]

He left his kids for a stripper. The monkey came with the stripper. Leaving your family for a stripper is par for the course with Texas.

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Correction, he left his wife for the stripper. He left his kids for the monkey.

 

[farm85]

I'm accumulating every monkey song I can find, plus a few other appropriate ditties, in this Spotify playlist:

Pole Assassin

Pole Assassin · Playlist · 0 songs

open.spotify.com

Feel free to follow.

 

[Wally86]

Is dani the dancer girlfriend? I'd say she needs a speech coach rather than an emotional support monkey.View attachment 91459

Are you sure speaking is a required skill for that profession?

 

[CloneGuy8]

 

[Wally86]

Can you redo that with the curve of the horns rotated down

 

[Kinch]

Let's see. Texas just paid Tom Herman $24 million buyout, just so they could spend $35 million to get a Pole Assassin. Makes perfect sense to me.

 

[JM4CY]

Just a few tibits from Surlyhorns this morning:

"We’ve created our own soap opera: ”As the Pole Spins” "

"Like sands through the vagina, so too are the days of our lives."


" Gia put the banana in the tailpipe of Jeff’s career trajectory. "

 

[CascadeClone]

At least Gary Hart feels Sark's pain. Both's careers were sunk because of Monkey Business.

Just wanted to let you know someone else got that reference.

 

[VeloClone]

Just wanted to let you know someone else got that reference.

You aren't the only one.

 

[Inthesystem]

I plead innocent.

 

[Acylum]

I just discovered there is also a Mini Pole Assassin. And it’s exactly what you’re thinking. My work here is done.

 

[JM4CY]

I just discovered there is also a Mini Pole Assassin. And it’s exactly what you’re thinking. My work here is done.

Is she half the price?

 

[Acylum]

Is she half the price?

Looks like about half everything.

 

[MuskieCy]

Long Hor'en bringing it hard.

 

[Rabbuk]

I just discovered there is also a Mini Pole Assassin. And it’s exactly what you’re thinking. My work here is done.

Is the pole smaller or the assassin smaller.

 

[Acylum]

Is the pole smaller or the assassin smaller.

Yes.

 

[Pope]

Long Hor'en bringing it hard.

I will personally give $10 to anyone who can hack this onto the jumbotron at tonight's game.

 

[2020cy]

That x 10.