Texas Special teams coach - monkey attack

[cycub51]

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Amy Clinkenbeard (Austin realtor)...vs "Pole Assassin"

Does the joke need to be written or is it that obvious?

 

[nfrine]

Does the joke need to be written or is it that obvious?

Probably should leave it alone...

 

[KnappShack]

Our family motto is still "Never trust a monkey", but I'm wondering if we need to add "or anyone who owns one"

 

[BigJCy]

 

[JM4CY]

Happy 2nd Anniversary!!!

 

[madguy30]

Ok so I'm trying to rack my brain on this.

Didn't FS1 have 'Brass Monkey' by the Beastie Boys playing going into a couple of commercial breaks?

 

[ScottyP]

The coach dumps his wife and kids for a stripper who has a pet monkey.

I didn't think the story was true until the stripper goes on social media defending the monkey.

 

[Clonefan94]

I had a frozen turkey in my freezer that I started thawing to smoke this weekend. I needed the freezer space and the turkey had been in the freezer for a while so it needed to be cooked. I plan on spatchcocking it which worked out really well last time. Took a little bit of work to do, but it cooked faster and more evenly. I also got better smoke flavor.

Please tell me your pet monkey helped you.

 

[ScottyP]

Please tell me your pet monkey helped you.

sorry, wrong thread. I meant to post in the smokers thread.

 

[JM4CY]

The coach dumps his wife and kids for a stripper who has a pet monkey.

I didn't think the story was true until the stripper goes on social media defending the monkey.

I mean... the monkey did have a point.

 

[cycloneML]

Where is the meme where the monkey goes to her and says,” Yo, we got a problem. I just bit someone.”

 

[LeaningCy]

I, like many others, wore a monkey mask to JTS for this game. Texas fans were generally cool with it and took photos with me.

 

[ISUKyro]

I, like many others, wore a monkey mask to JTS for this game. Texas fans were generally cool with it and took photos with me.

Rumors were that grocery stores ran out of bananas that weekend as well. Was really hoping to see some thrown at the texas sideline.

 

[JM4CY]

You can’t stop true love

 

[nrg4isu]

You can’t stop true love

Is the monkey named chip? Or did she misspell "chimp"?

 

[Frak]

Still so weird to me. He’s probably making over $500k a year if not $1M. And he’s dating a stripper??? And on top of that not even a very good looking one. I mean, a guy with that bank should be able to go to the Austin strip club and pull the hottest girl there.

 

[Aduhbolu15]

Still so weird to me. He’s probably making over $500k a year if not $1M. And he’s dating a stripper??? And on top of that not even a very good looking one. I mean, a guy with that bank should be able to go to the Austin strip club and pull the hottest girl there.

I’d say she is pretty good looking. He on the other hand…

 

[carvers4math]

Still so weird to me. He’s probably making over $500k a year if not $1M. And he’s dating a stripper??? And on top of that not even a very good looking one. I mean, a guy with that bank should be able to go to the Austin strip club and pull the hottest girl there.

Not sure why you are throwing shade at her compared to him.

He’s the one that dumped his wife and kids. He’s no prize. Did he meet her cause he goes to strip clubs while the wife is home with the kids? Hope they got most of the money.

 

[BCClone]

You can’t stop true love

I think the quote was, they were going all the way up with a CHIMP (not chip) on their shoulders. only one letter, easy that spellcheck didn't catch it.

Also, his wife got lucky not to be with a dude who considers that his dream girl..........yuck.

 

[KnappShack]

Still so weird to me. He’s probably making over $500k a year if not $1M. And he’s dating a stripper??? And on top of that not even a very good looking one. I mean, a guy with that bank should be able to go to the Austin strip club and pull the hottest girl there.

Is there something wrong with being a stripper? Are too assuming she's a bad person? Unintelligent? Not worthy?