Texas Special teams coach - monkey attack

[jbhtexas]

Absolutely not. However, that specific sentence is not a stretch at all to be taken in a negative way.

Bless your heart, if it took you a while to see it that way. It probably means you are a good person or at the very least you are someone who has not seen a lot of discrimination before. Comparing black people to monkeys is disgusting, but unfortunately happens way too often. Anyhow, like I said, hope that’s not what the poster meant.

In the context of this thread, there was absolutely no reason to assume the comment was meant in a negative way, nor was there any reason to continue to hint, as in the post above, that the poster may have made the comment with racist intent. Just stop already.

 

[Bigman38]

The most unbelievable part of this story is it happened after Herman left.

 

[FallOf81]

I wonder if you have to cuddle with her and the monkey after sex. That would be weird. I mean it is a support monkey.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

No one better say hi five! to me.

 

[Hoggins]

So what’s the monkey do during sex? Ass play? Or maybe just sit in the corner and watch while smoking cigarettes

 

[VeloClone]

So what’s the monkey do during sex? Ass play? Or maybe just sit in the corner and watch while smoking cigarettes

 

[Remo Gaggi]

Looks like someone is going to have to spank the monkey!

 

[CycloneDaddy]

Looks like someone is going to have to spank the monkey!

Momma loves a bad monkey!!!

 

[CascadeClone]

All I know is, I want the stadium music to be filled with Monkey references. There's been several good suggestions in this thread already. I highly doubt they will let it happen, but man, I sure wish they would.

 

[knowlesjam]

Friday night bites.

Ha! ESPN might hit that...that, or maybe the Discovery channel.

 

[MartyFine]

 

[JM4CY]

So what’s the monkey do during sex? Ass play? Or maybe just sit in the corner and watch while smoking cigarettes

I pondered the answer to this question for longer than what I feel like is appropriate.

 

[CascadeClone]

Since I hadn't seen this gem yet:

 

[FallOf81]

So what’s the monkey do during sex? Ass play? Or maybe just sit in the corner and watch while smoking cigarettes

She keeps it leashed. All kinds of possibilities in the middle of jungle love making. He actually looks like he's enjoying himself.

 

[Prone2Clone]

I'm gonna miss Texas.

 

[Clonefan32]

I want to know the backstory behind the stripper deciding the thing that's missing from her stage show is a leashed monkey. Was there some void of stripper/monkey tandem dances that needed filled?

 

[isufbcurt]

I want to know the backstory behind the stripper deciding the thing that's missing from her stage show is a leashed monkey. Was there some void of stripper/monkey tandem dances that needed filled?

Got to set yourself a part and find that niche market

 

[JM4CY]

I want to know the backstory behind the stripper deciding the thing that's missing from her stage show is a leashed monkey. Was there some void of stripper/monkey tandem dances that needed filled?

Imagine the stories that monkey could tell........

 

[VeloClone]

I want to know the backstory behind the stripper deciding the thing that's missing from her stage show is a leashed monkey. Was there some void of stripper/monkey tandem dances that needed filled?

I'm pretty sure the answer is in here:

 

[isufbcurt]

We could play "Hey Hey we're the Monkeys" Saturday