The Fran fade

What do you think is scariest:

A. Being within an eye-poke of Dinglebury?
B. Sitting at the McCaffrey table at Christmas?
C. Having to do PR for Gary Barta?

B, and not even close. He trained Dinglebury for the eye poke and jump ball arm hold. PR for Barta, just send the angry coaches to your boss (aka their tool)
 
UNLV fans were begging Iowa State to hire Otzelberger. Not sure you want to get into a pissing match about which school has the better basketball coach.
LISTEN UP, multiple alternate account douche canoe, please go **** yoUrself. When TJ winds up owning Frannypants just like Fred did, what will be your ridiculous take then? Better start thinking.
 
B, and not even close. He trained Dinglebury for the eye poke and jump ball arm hold. PR for Barta, just send the angry coaches to your boss (aka their tool)
This. PR is simple...just say anything that denies any Iowa involvement and shed doubts on the credibility of any negative comments. Imagine being at the table when Franny comments on how good the potatoes are and Margaret gets that gleam in her eyes...
 
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Alford was .589 and .477 at Iowa.
Fran is .587 and .505 at Iowa.

I mean, that's pretty similar results to a guy that got ran.

Oh, make no mistake, Fran will get run out of town. It will make me sad but you saw the pitchfork sharpening start to occur after halftime of the Oregon game. They will turn this Bowen recruit into some hope. They will flounder through a .500 year and have more recruiting troubles next year. About the time ISU throttles them in CHA in December of '22, the official call will go out.
 
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This. PR is simple...just say anything that denies any Iowa involvement and shed doubts on the credibility of any negative comments. Imagine being at the table when Franny comments on how good the potatoes are and Margaret gets that gleam in her eyes...
Just state we are starting an indepth "investigation" and have hired Hush-Blackchild to complete it.
 
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Reminder: Bowen is rated higher than Lipsey, and has better offers than both King and Lipsey. Rutgers, Penn State, Miami, USC, Virginia Tech, Maryland, and Boston College are better offers than Minnesota, Nebraska, and Stanford.

LMAO we are good in the backcourt for the foreseeable future with:

1.) Top 35 Fringe five star recruit Tyrese Hunter
2 ) Top 75 four star recruit Eli King who Franny boy went after hard.
3.) Hometown Tamin Lipsey who was a five star recruit and gold medal winner before the knee injury which he has since recovered from and will likely end up ranked higher than Bowen.

Congrats on your three star 150+ rated point guard though. It will be Frans crown jewel on the recruiting trail for the next several years.
 
More kool-aid for the unwashed masses, from the CR Gazz:


"4-star point guard commits to Iowa for 2022
Mike Hlas"

On what planet is Bowen a 4 star?
Lol this is just how Iowa media members treat their fans. Just like Barta does. Like they aren’t capable of doing research on their own to find out facts. This kid is not a 4 star. And no, Iowa fans who will get mad at me for stating a fact, this doesn’t mean the kid is bad.
 
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Alford was .589 and .477 at Iowa.
Fran is .587 and .505 at Iowa.

I mean, that's pretty similar results to a guy that got ran.

Ironically their last Sweet Sixteen came in 1998 and was the last season of the guy they "ran" and did not contract extend, Tom Davis and his .660 and .525. Essentially canned because he didn't win the conference or make deep NCAA runs and had stumbled to the NIT his next to last year. Maybe the best final season for a fired lame duck coach by going Sweet Sixteen. They haven't been past the field of 32 since, even with a generational POY guy they lucked into.

"But, but, but Lute Olson!"

"But, but, but Iowa State's sucked the last few years!"

""But, but, but beat the Gophers!"

"But, but, but beat the Badgers, sometimes."
 
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