Vacation Question...

Beernuts

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Question: While on vacation would you rather have:

A) Food Poisoning

or

B) No Internet Access

Well, according to a recent survey (by Roku) more people would rather suffer from food poisoning while (47% say it is a disaster) on vacation than have no internet access (49% say it is a disaster).

In addition it takes Americans on average 26.5 minutes to ask for the wifi password at a vacation rental; and 31.1 minutes for kids to ask their parents to watch tv while vacationing.
 
B. I barely use my phone on vacation. Last time I didn’t take a single photo and the only texts I sent were for dinner reservations that didn’t give me food poisoning.
 
Its always context:

If it is a vacation that requires a lot of information, like we are driving 8 states over 2 weeks in New England, we need Internet and phones to navigate, find places to visit, and enjoy the vacation.

If we are on a cruise ship, we lock up our phones when we get on the boat and don't turn them on until we get off.

In general, we need a vacation from the Internet and email, so for us, we look for vacations that allow us to unplug. We still use cameras for pictures.
 
I mostly do an hour with my phone or laptop at the end of the night with a nightcap and usually a cigar. Minus GPS and picture taking.

**** food poisoning, I've only had it once and I would like to keep it that way
 
Not having Internet is good for you on vacation.

I like going overseas, putting my phone on airplane mode, and not turning it back on until I am landing at Dulles or something. No more relaxing way to be for awhile.
 
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Vacation is about doing what you want. You want to do internet? Fantastic here’s some internet.

You want to do watch tv? Excellent here’s a TV don’t let me catch you not letting me do what I want to do for vacation. Which is likely drinking, doing drugs, and driving large speedboats.
 
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If I knew I wouldn't have internet and could plan for it with paper maps and pre-selected activities and restaurants then I'd be ok. If I left home and suddenly all internet was lost, I'd be SOL. I suppose that's why the AAA lady also gave me a paper map when all I asked for was a guide book for our trip this weekend. Maybe I shouldn't have thrown it away already....
 
If I knew I wouldn't have internet and could plan for it with paper maps and pre-selected activities and restaurants then I'd be ok. If I left home and suddenly all internet was lost, I'd be SOL. I suppose that's why the AAA lady also gave me a paper map when all I asked for was a guide book for our trip this weekend. Maybe I shouldn't have thrown it away already....

I still like to have paper maps around because for me it makes it easier to make new diversions if I see a sign for something that catches my eye. Darn GPS only likes to give you one choice and sometimes I like to deviate from it and a paper map makes it easier for me to. Really like GPS for finding a specific place and getting to it though.

Have a great trip.
 
Somewhat unrelated, but I recently deleted my work e-mail from my phone and it has significantly improved my quality of life.
 
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I am assuming that the people who chose food poisoning have never had it.

I had it nearly 30 years ago and still remember how horribly sick I felt like it was yesterday. Vomiting, diarrhea, and was covered with every blanket that I owned and still shivering. I probably should have gone to the hospital, but didn't.

I recently spent 3 days camping with no cell service and it was great.
 
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My vacations are usually fly-in fishing trips in Canada.

The place we've been going for a few years recently built new cabins. They now have flushing toilets.
The water for showering and the toilets comes from the lake.
They fly-in the drinking water.

Solar panels and a backup generator power the batteries that provide the power for the lights and all the c pap machines for the sleep apnea folks.

Internet isnt even a thought. I suppose food poisoning could be.

And although they probably could put in satelite internet, it is quite unnecessary. They provide a satelite phone for emergencies for free and for personal use too, at a cost.
 
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If it is a vacation that requires a lot of information, like we are driving 8 states over 2 weeks in New England, we need Internet and phones to navigate, find places to visit, and enjoy the vacation.

I think over the past year or so I've had food poisoning twice (big shoutout to the sports page in ankeny and hy-vee's grocery pickup service)

I'm picking option B over A 100% of the time: I'd rather drive lost than ****/throw up all over the car
 
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