Earthquake Bed

[Mr Janny]

No words

 

[Mr Janny]

"From the company that brought you flying trains"

 

[Cyclonepride]

Ah, the same company that brought us flying trains....man, I love those.

 

[AgronAlum]

No words

I don't know what's worse, this bed or that drive thru supermarket.

 

[Mr Janny]

Ah, the same company that brought us flying trains....man, I love those.

Earthquake Bed just seems like a fancy way of saying "coffin"

 

[ZB4CY]

Want.

I've always feared dying by my house crumbling on top of me while sound asleep.

These will work for Tornado's as well, I assume.

WANT!

 

[3TrueFans]

So a high tech sarcophagus?

 

[ArgentCy]

Hey at least they remembered to design some air vents. I think that if I lived in a ~5-10 story Chinese high rise I might consider such a coffin.

 

[CtownCyclone]

So... What about when that thing activates and you pee the bed? You're going to be stuck in that coffin covered in pee.

 

[wxman1]

"Sensors prevent the lid from closing if something is blocking it" Well I am screwed.

 

[cycloneG]

How sensitive is the earthquake detector? I've rocked a few people's world's in bed.

 

[Doc]

Also great for if your sex slaves keep escaping the basement.

 

[FOREVERTRUE]

I can just imagine getting "busy" with the wife and causing too much shaking and have that lid come slamming down on me. Definitely don't want.

 

[CycloneErik]

So a high tech sarcophagus?

Word of the day winner right here.

Also, curses to everyone, especially @MrJanny, who made me type "winner" to a 3True post.
I'm gonna be sick.

 

[jbindm]

Hey at least they remembered to design some air vents. I think that if I lived in a ~5-10 story Chinese high rise I might consider such a coffin.

They "can" come with vents that open from the inside (1:30 mark of the video). So access to oxygen would be an extra?

 

[ISU85]

Yeah, this just looks like an expensive sex toy to me. So does the flying train.

 

[3TrueFans]

They "can" come with vents that open from the inside (1:30 mark of the video). So the ability to breathe inside of this thing would be an extra?

The radio beacon so you have a chance of ever being found is optional too I noticed. They always get you with the addons.

 

[CYphyllis]

Yeah, this just looks like an expensive sex toy to me. So does the flying train.

You must be pretty damn limber.

 

[JM4CY]

Yeah, this just looks like an expensive sex toy to me. So does the flying train.

I call the flying train my secret “finish her” move in bed... the bastards stole it.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Alternative marketing ideas:

"Parents, do you need a good night's sleep? Do you tire of your child calling for that last glass of water when they should be asleep? Don't you wish little Billy would just sleep in his own damn bed instead of **** blocking you 6 nights a week?"

"Hey ladies, are you tired of your dates sneaking out at the end of the night as soon as the action is done? Don't you think you deserve to have a little cuddle time with that special someone?"

"Chris Brown, don't you hate women that talk to the media? What if I told you that there was a way to still get everything you want without those pesky journalists asking you about your personal life?"