Earthquake Bed

[Cycsk]

Interesting that all the demos had individual people in the beds. No couples. In some of those simulations, two people would be thrown together rather harshly in an earthquake.

 

[Mr Janny]

Jerry: So, did you feel the big earthquake last night?
Gary: Did I ever!
Jerry: What happened?
Gary: So, there I was, reaching into my deep freeze, trying to find a Puddin' Pop, when all of a sudden, the earthquake hits. I lost my footing, and fell into the deep freeze. Just then, my roof collapsed, knocking the lid closed and trapping me inside. Luckily, I was wearing my extra thick footie pajamas, so I stayed warm enough, and there were plenty of leftovers in there, so I had stuff to eat. The Fire Department rescued me this morning. It was crazy.
Jerry: I think I just got a multi-million dollar idea!
Gary: My wife and kids weren't so lucky, though...
Jerry: We just need to find the right company to pitch this to!
Gary: I mean, sure I survived, but what's worth living for now?
Jerry: Do you have the number for that company that invented Flying Trains?
Gary: I don't think I'll ever know happiness again...
Jerry: We're gonna be rich!!!

 

[jdcyclone19]

So this bed won't squeak with any type of movement? Asking for my neighbors.

 

[NickTheGreat]

This is one of the most terrifying things I've seen on the internet.

 

[Clonehomer]

So when your bed is buried in rubble from the building that just collapsed around you, how long does it take to get you out? Would you prefer to die quickly from getting smashed possibly in your sleep, or die slowly from lack of water or air?

 

[Clonehomer]

"From the company that brought you flying trains"

Yah, I'm still trying to figure out when they brought those to me. Did I miss something?

 

[CtownCyclone]

Yah, I'm still trying to figure out when they brought those to me. Did I miss something?

Yeah, I think you were out at lunch that day when they came by...

 

[khardbored]

Your arm won't get chopped off . . . probably!

 

[madguy30]

So while the building is collapsing and you're in your, um, bed, you're getting tossed around and hitting all sides of the contraption like a person without a seatbelt in a rollover.

Niiice.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

When I'm asleep in bed and something startles me, I have a habit of sitting bolt upright.
With this bed...bye bye head...

 

[JaCyn]

What happens if you're on the couch watching tv when the big one hits?

 

[CyCrazy]

What happens if you're on the couch watching tv when the big one hits?

You probably die faster.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

What happens if you're on the couch watching tv when the big one hits?

There's an entire home collection. I ordered the Earthquake Couch, Earthquake Recliner and matching Earthquake Barstools. They're throwing in a Deluxe Earthquake Toilet for free!

Bring it, tectonic plates!

 

[JM4CY]

Did anyone ever buy one of these or know someone who did?

 

[NorthCyd]

What about flying trains? Are those a thing yet?

 

[Mr Janny]

Hot damn, I forgot all about this. Quality thread revival!

 

[Gorm]

Nothing like dying laying in a coffin shaped box waiting for rescuers.

 

[alarson]

Nothing like dying laying in a coffin shaped box waiting for rescuers.

But your body isnt ripped apart by the building debris so your family can still have an open casket funeral.

 

[NorthCyd]

 

[clone4life82]

But your body isnt ripped apart by the building debris so your family can still have an open casket funeral.

I suppose if you want to look at it from the positive side of it….