Random Thoughts V

[CycloneRulzzz]

Used to love Dennis Miller for the same reasons. Sooooo many wonderful descriptives...

I was one of the few who enjoyed him on Monday Night Football.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Someone in the gameday thread is asking about my credentials to doing these. Has he been living under a rock? See you already have my back in there.

Well, I was ready to fire you after the NCAA debacle but thought it best to bring you back for another year.

:twitcy:

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Here is a one act, one actor play about how to solve this.

Opening scene
Location: Pants living room

(Pants walks into the living room, sits down on the couch and dials a number on his old-school cell phone)

Pants: Hello Stratasys. I'd like to order one 3D printer to be delivered to Nebraska.
(short pause as he listens to the response)
Pants: No, the small one will be fine.

The end.

The amount of truth in this post is depressing.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I noticed on FB she just got lei'd...

She actually got lei'd from me twice that day.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Inner Sloth is just totally kicking my *** today. Need a big second half (p.m.) comeback to salvage the day.

 

[jcyclonee]

Well, I was ready to fire you after the NCAA debacle but thought it best to bring you back for another year.

:twitcy:

He already left. Wait. I thought you were talking about Hoiberg.

 

[jcyclonee]

She actually got lei'd from me twice that day.

With two necklaces of tropical flowers around her neck she must have smelled wonderful.

 

[00clone]

With two necklaces of tropical flowers around her neck she must have smelled wonderful.

Definitely better than if he gave her a pearl necklace.

 

[00clone]

Wait, someone did call double entendre Friday open, right?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

With two necklaces of tropical flowers around her neck she must have smelled wonderful.

One around the neck, one on the head.

She also got lei'd at the Polynesian Cultural Center, but I didn't do it, some cute Hawaiian girl did. She got lei'd a lot while she was here.

 

[jcyclonee]

Wait, someone did call double entendre Friday open, right?

Yessirree

 

[wxman1]

I can only imagine the text that 55 is writing pants right now.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I can only imagine the text that 55 is writing pants right now.

Hopefully it's a nakie one. Keeps your fingers crossed for me, guys!

 

[wxman1]

I just walked into the bathroom at work. With as much AXE as someone had sprayed in there it could easily have passed for a high school boys locker room.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Hopefully it's a nakie one. Keeps your fingers crossed for me, guys!

It wasn't......

 

[jcyclonee]

I just walked into the bathroom at work. With as much AXE as someone had sprayed in there it could easily have passed for a high school boys locker room.

The twelve-year-old boy just started using (overusing) AXE. I'd rather walk in the bathroom right after he took a dump than after he puts on deodorant.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

It wasn't......

She sent you a dicpic didn't she? Oh the implications.

 

[jcyclonee]

It wasn't......

Tasteful lingerie?

 

[stormchaser2014]

10,000! Can't beat me this time Rulzzz

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

10,000! Can't beat me this time Rulzzz

damn go away for 2 minutes this thread goes off.