On the neighborhood Mexico trip last Spring, Mrs. JC (6 foot tall) and neighbor (5 foot 5, we'll call him JS) were talking to a couple they met from Chanhassen, MN.
During a break in the conversation JS leans over to Mrs. JC and says, "Let's pretend we're married." Mrs. JC replies, "They'll never believe that."
The conversation starts up again and the couple asks if they're married. Mrs JC replies, "No." JS adds, "We're just having sex."
I expect Pants to reply similarly. My feelings will be hurt if he doesn't.