I was a maintenance supervisor for an organization in Omaha. Love that job but got burnt out. Left that in February, and didn't like my next job, so I gave my notice and quit after 3 months. Spent the summer hanging with wife and son, went on vacations to Colorado and Canada. It was awesome. I'm CPR/first aid/med aide certified and all that jazz, so I worked at my leisure with people who have disabilities for straight cash. Rocked plumbing projects, house repairs, etc for housewife friends of my wife for more non-taxable green. It was all gravy. Best summer I've had in like 20 years.
So that organization I worked for called a few weeks back. They fired the director(my old boss) and a few days later got another prominent employee's 2 week notice. They were in "oh **** mode". At this point I'm starting to get some apps filled out looking for a new job, but said hey, I'll come back aboard for a month or so until you get some hires made. This company's head of HR, administrators, etc love me like I'm Jesus, from my previous stint there, so they're all excited to have me back even though its just temporary.
So I started today. They emailed an application that I needed to fill out tonight...just standard protocol despite them not needing it. That was the most fun application I ever filled out. I gave the 100% honest truth to answers like why I left previous jobs, and the duties I performed.
-Why did leave my last job? Supervisor was fat, stupid, and an old pain in the ***. Screwing off all summer on vacation was far more enticing than dealing with that jerk everyday.
-It asked the name of my supervisor when I previously worked for them and what that person's title was....which I listed as "Fired for being a lazy director, and currently screwing up my free time".
-Why did I leave my previous job in Fort Dodge? Moved to Omaha because some woman duped me into getting married and having a kid.
-Duties performed when I worked for them? Prompting lazy assistants to actually do work, when they would rather watch youtube videos while on the clock, or get ******* out on the phone by their girlfriends, because they didn't make enough money to live in a nicer house.....because they were lazy and everyone in the organization knew it, so they weren't getting raises like everyone else.
It was fun to come out with all guns blazing on a job application like that.
/dumb random story.