Worst names you have ever heard?

I worked with a couple of interesting names:

+ Jack Glasscock
+ Mike Hunt
+ Kathy Bonner

Also, BuBu and Shaquille are kinda awkward.

What's interesting/funny about Kathy Bonner? Am I missing something?
 
Beau. It's got that combination of being both redneck and French.

I'm sure to offend someone with this, but I immediately assume anyone named "Todd" either lives in a trailer and/or wears sleeveless t-shirts and aspires to own a vintage muscle car.
 
Also forgot I have a cousin who named their daughter Eyelid. Its spelled with a 10-12 letter mixture of AILDH but it is pronounced "Eyelid". It's not one of the worst I've seen. But this cousin's husband legally changed his first name to Royal last year at the age of 32 out of the blue so I guess nothing should surprise me.

No offense taken, but my oldest son's middle name is Royal. Family name, and I think it's pretty cool.
 
No offense taken, but my oldest son's middle name is Royal. Family name, and I think it's pretty cool.

Royal is an awesome name:

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I had an African-American lady who worked in the factory in Richmond who's name on her application was Brown, Female. I had to go over to HR to ask if there'd been a mistake. It turns out her name is fuh-mall-ee, Female Brown. She was an absolute riot to have around!
 
Knew a kid in school named Richard Whacker. He had a serious chip on his shoulder.
Worked with a guy whose last name was Butz. He told me his mother's maiden name was Dickson, so he said it could have been worse if they hyphenated their names.
 
No offense taken, but my oldest son's middle name is Royal. Family name, and I think it's pretty cool.

The barber in the little town where I grew up was named King Sampers. I always that was a pretty cool name; King.
 

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