Worst names you have ever heard?

I had engineering classes with a guy at Iowa State named Hong Wai Long, and don't forget about the race car driver **** Trickle.
 
I always thought the musician Pat Smear had an unfortunate name. It sounds too similar to a certain medical procedure involving the lady parts.

that's not his real name, though. He started calling himself that because it sounded like the medical procedure.
 
My family is full of teachers so I've heard my fair share of stupid names. One of my favorites was, and I'm not 100% on the spelling, but Le-a. Pronounced Leia maybe? Leeya? Nope. Le-dash-ah, yes, the dash is part of the name.

Why wife is a teacher too and she told me this. I think it's a teacher urban legend.
 
Nompikelelo Ndlovu

one of my vendor contacts from.... you guessed it. Never know how to really say "Oh Hi Nompikelelo!"
 
I went to school with a girl named Candy Balls.
I also have a friend named Rocky Waters. His wife is Crystal.
My son has a boy in his class named Bain.
 
I always thought God Shammgod had an interesting name. How ballsy is it to name your kid "God?"
 
I always thought God Shammgod had an interesting name. How ballsy is it to name your kid "God?"
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I worked with a couple of interesting names:

+ Jack Glasscock
+ Mike Hunt
+ Kathy Bonner

Also, BuBu and Shaquille are kinda awkward.
 

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