Posts you hate on Facebook.

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My favorite status update I've ever read from some awesome dude from my high school (paraphrasing):

"This country is so messed up! How come Casey Anthony can kill her child and get away with it, but I get threatened with jail time for being late on child support?"

This guy is great Facebook comedy. Neverending motivational posts filled with terrible spelling. My favorite: everybody = ever buddy
This sounds like my brother, just replace "motivational posts" with "stupid AA bullcrap."
 
My new most hated:
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"Like" if you would reply
 
What's Facebook?

Seriously, it could have been kind of cool, but all the people who post the crap listed above trashed it. My wife is on it. I just can't make myself do it.
 
The dumbest ones are the "click like if you...", they are always something that is so obvious like ""click like if you love your kids", or" click like if you're against domestic violence", like it really takes guts to publically admit you love your kids or are against men beating women. The only idiots dumber than the ones who post that stuff are the ones who like it.
 
Hooray more Facebook posts:

In case you didn't know... "'Hussein' in Arabic means, 'I hate coal miners.'"

Thanks, chairman of the Republican Party of Buchanan County, Virginia
 
I don't think anyone's mentioned the folks who log onto FB to tell us how incredibly busy they are. "Jeez, kids to feed, gotta go to the store, laundry needs done, blah blah, blah"
Me: "And here you are taking time to tell us all this. Shut up and get to it!"
 
Workout dude posting everyday about how awesome his workout was.

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Milestone workouts/achievements I like to hear about, but not daily workouts.

Complete a half or full marathon? That I want to hear about and will "like".

Tony Horton just kicked your *** for the 26th day in a row? I. Don't. Care.
 
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I watched John Carter the other night because of your avatar, it was pretty good.

Nice... I didn't think it was exceptional or anything, but a pretty solid movie. Good ending.... And of course Woola is awesome
 
1. People who link their Twitter account to their Facebook account. #idiots

2. People that "Wish all dad's a very happy Father's Day" or something of the like.

3. People that thank their spouse for being so friggin' awesome. I'd love to punch you in the throat.

4. People that link their FourSquare to Facebook. I don't care that you checked into 7-11 to get a Big Gulp. (I am on FourSquare, I just hate it linked to Facebook).

5. People that send game requests. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE FAMILY FEUD.

6. People who post about politics and get chippy when an opposing viewpoint is given.

7. Pictures of anything hawkeye. I have too many mouth-breathing hawk fan-friends that need to be dropped.

8. People that swear in their posts. Uncalled for.
 
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I can't believe the personal information that people post about. It amazes me that people air their personal problems in public like that.

LOL

Announcing to the world that you and your new spouse are GOING ON VACATION ~~~ !!!!

When, what time you're leaving, when you'll get back!!!! And where you're going!!

Hey!!! COME BURGLARIZE AND RANSACK OUR HOME WHILE WE'RE GONE!!!

dumb*****
 
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LOL

Announcing to the world that you and your new spouse are GOING ON VACATION ~~~ !!!!

When, what time you're leaving, when you'll get back!!!! And where you're going!!

Hey!!! COME BURGLARIZE AND RANSACK OUR HOME WHILE WE'RE GONE!!!

dumb*****

No "Go Hawks" from Jambalaya? Not even, "It's Great to be a Hawkeye?" Someone's going soft
 
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I have nothing against Facebook, just the stupid people on Facebook.


The shy, introverted people you knew from high school years ago, are now blowing up Facebook with the daily, inane, stupid stuff.
 

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