If you all would just use the words pee and poop instead of **** and ****, I wouldn't get lost as to who is ******* on the floor and who is ******** on the floor. ****.
How about we get even more juvenile and go with ca ca and wee wee.
***Official Friday Confessions Thread***
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How about we get even more juvenile and go with ca ca and wee wee.
Damn you! And I just got a new keyboard yesterday. While I now have coffee in my keyboard, at least it's not, well...you know...
Or did he? And you are too embarassed to admit it.
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If you all would just use the words pee and poop instead of **** and ****, I wouldn't get lost as to who is ******* on the floor and who is ******** on the floor. ****.
Lol. If I knew how to rep on the CF app I would.
I was walking into work today and I saw a women slip on the ice. She was carrying a sack lunch and a residual candy bar was left abandoned.
Confession: I laughed really hard as her feet flew out from under her (I always laugh at people when they fall and aren't hurt).
Confession 2: I'm eating the candy bar she brought in her lunch (snapped in 1/2 Butterfinger)
Confession: I laughed really hard as her feet flew out from under her (I always laugh at people when they fall and aren't hurt).
Confession 2: I'm eating the candy bar she brought in her lunch (snapped in 1/2 Butterfinger)
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She slapped me, but then just chuckled and took it like a real sport. She thought it was funny.
Honestly, if I had been in the market, I'm guessing we could have got her to come out and drink with us that night. Who knows what would have happened, but the way that night ended, with all of us getting booted from the Dixie Chicken after my buddy ****** on the bar, she probably wouldn't have been all that impressed.
Is it stressful at your work? Maybe he just needed to relieve the "stress". I pulled one off at work one time, but I was much younger.
Palmer, I'm guessing we're just giving you a Hard time for letting a guy off for squeezing on off. A man named Palmer, should know better.
I'll do you one better...NYSNC and Aaron Carter.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0p3jn7ODuc]Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party (Come Get It) - YouTube[/ame]
you might be on to something.
maybe we should have team-building sessions with all employees firing one off to create a cohesive unit...
Hell, I've squeezed one off at work before too. Just to tell my buddies I got paid to do it. Doesn't take any longer than a **** break, and flushes all the same.
I guess that probably counts as a Friday confession. I'm going to bet I'm not the only one whose done it either.
You're not, there's a time and a place for everything. And it's called college. Or in this case the job I had in college.
I'm skipping my last class of the day (PHIL 230) to watch National Lampoons Christmas Vacation on comedy central.
I have 3 windows open right now. Each to a different thread on CF. #productiveFriday (Yes I just hashtagged a cf post)