Friday Confessions

My wife does it, but will never ever admit it. Deny, deny, deny...she's even tried the old "blame the dog" ruse.

Dutch-ovening me is a favorite activity of my wife. She kicks a kick out of it.
 
Can I ask how you found out the next morning?

Well she woke me up in the morning at her place and told me she was married and ensued to put on a wedding ring that had been in her purse. At this point I was still questioning whether she was actually married or not. :skeptical:

Then she told me that she got a call from her husband that he was coming back from wherever he was the night before. So i eventually got dressed and was about to leave when a guy (her husband) entered the apt. and we just kind of stared at each other for a minute (I noticed he had a wedding band on).

Thinking on my feet, I yelled back to the girl who was in her room that we could finish our school project at the library later and proceeded to walk past the guy and out of the apt without saying a single word to him. I then proceeded to run as fast as I could out of the building.

All in all a successful night.
 
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I once peed on my wife after a night of drinking a few years ago. She woke up with me urinating on her chest.

That was the last night I've taken shots of tequila.

Also, I hate wrestling. It's probably because I don't understand it and I just don't know why you would want to do that with another dude but I have no desire to watch a wrestling match. I know a lot of wrestlers that don't like basketball and that's okay with me.

That somehow reminded me of a movie from back in my early HS years, maybe even late Jr High years..


http://youtu.be/HermzudQTwY
 
I once caught a mentally challenged youth "playing" with himself after a P. E. class in high school. I quickly turned around and darted for the locker room door. I saw him later that day and he put his hand on my shoulder. In retrospect, I should have given a box of Kleenex just to show that I supported his ways as long as he never asked me (or anyone) for a piggyback ride.
 
Well she woke me up in the morning at her place and told me she was married and ensued to put on a wedding ring that had been in her purse. At this point I was still questioning whether she was actually married or not. :skeptical:

Then she told me that she got a call from her husband that he was coming back from wherever he was the night before. So i eventually got dressed and was about to leave when a guy (her husband) entered the apt. and we just kind of stared at each other for a minute (I noticed he had a wedding band on).

Thinking on my feet, I yelled back to the girl who was in her room that we could finish our school project at the library later and proceeded to walk past the guy and out of the apt without saying a single word to him. I then proceeded to run as fast as I could out of the building.

All in all a successful night.

This is hilarious. I feel bad for the dude, but its not your fault she was a lying slut.

This is also why you don't get married in undergrad.
 
I am so sick of some of the attitudes around here. If a reporter has something good to say about ISU then they must have done their homework. If someone says something that is either not favorable to ISU or is contrary to popular opinion, then that person is a hack.
 
I don't know how to handle this...I was out last week with some friends and rather than driving home, I crashed on my buddies couch. When I came home the next morning, I found it odd that my wife who isn't in college had a friend over working on a school project. As I looked out the window of my apartment, I saw this person sprinting down the street. My confession.....I worry that my wife has enrolled in college without consulting with me and does that indicate she's afraid to talk with me about finances, goals, dreams, etc? I mean, the night before she was ok with me going out with my friends as she said she had a Bible study to finish up and was planning on watching some Kirk Cameron movies rather than joining me. Am I a bad husband?:confused:


J/k...of course. :rolleyes:
 
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I have a major crush on Nina, the woman who hosts the Goodnight Show on the Sprout channel. This probably resonates more if you have young kids, but she makes it tolerable.

I have a crush on Kelly from the Sunny Side Up show that is on in the mornings!

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I am so sick of some of the attitudes around here. If a reporter has something good to say about ISU then they must have done their homework. If someone says something that is either not favorable to ISU or is contrary to popular opinion, then that person is a hack.

Whoa Cowboy! This confession thread is about farts, golden showers, public poops, and duck/cover maneauvers to escape cheating one night stand wives. Don't fret about the ISU NCAA CBS tourney seed predictions.
 

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