Let's hear some breakup stories....
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My roommate freshman year started dating a girl the first week he got here (met her in his first class at ISU) and they dated pretty much the whole year. Over spring break, I saw her at a movie with another guy and didn't really think anything of it but I told my buddy anyway. He asked her about it and apparently it was her "high school sweetheart" from her hometown in Illinois and they had never even broke up before she started dating my roommate. This girls boyfriend went to college in Florida and her quote to my roomie was "You reminded me of him, so it didn't seem like cheating." Needless to say, my roommate got hammered, puked on his computer, and had to get his stomach pumped at Mary Greeley. Classic night....
For non-wrestling fans, if you Google that word, you'll get one link -- to this thread. :biggrin:
I thought maybe he had just created a new body part - like the billion dollar man.
I agree, a tap on the lower solar plexus would bring someone to their knees fairly quickly.
We had a party at our apartment for some kids that we knew who were graduating, one of my roommates got into a fight with his GF and they decided to break up, he knew it was only going to be temporary so he quickly swooped up another girl at the party and took her to his room. When the kegs ran out the party, we moved to the bars where he took another girl back to our apartment that night, his "EX" was on our couch when I came out to the living room in the morning so we had to sneak the other girl out the next morning when the EX was in the bathroom. They are getting married now this summer and he has never told her about that...but I guess they were broken up and that would be quite the story for me to tell at the wedding huh?
Dated the same girl from 8th grade until my junior year. The Wednesday before prom she said the only reason she hadn't broken up with me was so prom wouldn't be awkward, at which point I decided prom was it. Mother nature had a cruel present for me when prom day rolled around and "it" had been talked about since it hadn't happened before in our relationship. Go back to her house after after-prom was over, got the knob slobbed, and dumped her just after she finished, knowing fully well I had to see her the next day.
Next day we fooled around again. Prom was in April, she started dating another dude in June (he was part of the reason I dumped her...I knew she had already checked out of our relationship) and we started fooling around again. "It" never happened while we were dating, but on her boyfriend at the time's birthday, "it" did. Guess who called during said time? :biggrin: Her now ex of awhile found out a year later, threatened to kill me, threatened to kill himself and blamed me for ruining his life. Not one of my more intelligent moves in life, but looking back, it was totally worth it.
Somehow, amazingly, I'm still best friends with her to this day.
Next day we fooled around again. Prom was in April, she started dating another dude in June (he was part of the reason I dumped her...I knew she had already checked out of our relationship) and we started fooling around again. "It" never happened while we were dating, but on her boyfriend at the time's birthday, "it" did. Guess who called during said time? :biggrin: Her now ex of awhile found out a year later, threatened to kill me, threatened to kill himself and blamed me for ruining his life. Not one of my more intelligent moves in life, but looking back, it was totally worth it.
Somehow, amazingly, I'm still best friends with her to this day.
I dated a girl my whole jr year of college and into my senior year. Well, I had easy classes and went to the bar 5 nights a week. I was following the Bluto plan. And the Bluto plan has a no girlfriend rule. I still really liked her but I was at the bars and house parties all the time. I knew I would cheat on her so I broke up with her. She was crushed with the reasoning. I went on about a 45 day bender (that was awesome). The conclusion of which happened when we ended up at mutual friends party. We went back to my place, got back together, married her two years later, been married to her for 6 years and have 2 beautiful girls. Lucky for me she took me back.
okay so this is funny as hell i thought when it happened...
Day after the "beat down" day.. it's about noon and i'm just waking up, she was sober that day because she had to drive us back to my house (Rockwell City) and i passed out in the car, had to get my brother -in-law to carry my drunk *** to bed. Next day we are waking up and i'm hung over like no other and all i see is this cute face smirking at me... HA HA HA HA how you feel this morning dear?
Megan.... now is not the time... she's takes it all serious and stomps out of the room... now me being a ******* i fall back asleep wake back up at 2...
-We need to talk....
okay what about?
-do you think it's working?
What are you talking about?
-US YOU IDIOT!
oh yes come on now i was depressed about that beat down, let's just not talk about this now...
Long story short we break up for about a week... she calls me and oh i made a mistake blah blah blach.... we get back together start messing around and here we are today.... happier than ever, cept whenever ISU plays Iowa
Day after the "beat down" day.. it's about noon and i'm just waking up, she was sober that day because she had to drive us back to my house (Rockwell City) and i passed out in the car, had to get my brother -in-law to carry my drunk *** to bed. Next day we are waking up and i'm hung over like no other and all i see is this cute face smirking at me... HA HA HA HA how you feel this morning dear?
Megan.... now is not the time... she's takes it all serious and stomps out of the room... now me being a ******* i fall back asleep wake back up at 2...
-We need to talk....
okay what about?
-do you think it's working?
What are you talking about?
-US YOU IDIOT!
oh yes come on now i was depressed about that beat down, let's just not talk about this now...
Long story short we break up for about a week... she calls me and oh i made a mistake blah blah blach.... we get back together start messing around and here we are today.... happier than ever, cept whenever ISU plays Iowa
A good buddy of mine from undergrad found out that his GF had fooled around with one his friends. This was during their senior year of HS, and about a week before the prom. They had already made all their arrangements for prom and everything like that, and on the day of the prom, after he picked her up and they were en route to the dance, he dumped her.
She went on to date another one of our friends in college, and he's still friends with the guy she cheated on him with.
She went on to date another one of our friends in college, and he's still friends with the guy she cheated on him with.
A friend of mine broke up with a girl by sitting her down on the couch and saying "I like you . . . I'm just not IN LIKE with you."
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Truth is, we joke around about us being perfect for each other because no one else on Earth would be able to put up with either of us...
In college I dated a girl for about 7 months or so that was originally from California and had never lived in the Midwest. She was a little homesick and the last couple months of the relationship wound up being hell for me because it seemed like all we would do was fight. Well she apparently thought I was "the one" and had already been planning out what we were going to do after graduation which included me moving to California with her which had never once been discussed until she brought up her whole "master plan" one night that was based entirely off assumptions. She was also dealing with some depression because of her being homesick too and was seeing a counsoler while I was on the road interning that summer and what really set me off was "well my counsoler said (insert something involving me here) which I said maybe her counsoler should talk with me first before telling me what I am or am not doing considering anything she said in her sessions probably had some bias to it. Not long after all this I broke it off with her because I was not happy in the relationship anymore and she kind of saw it coming I think because she would not even let me come over to break up in person. I called to ask if she was home so I could come over and talk and she said "if you are coming over to break up with me don't come over." So I had no choice but to break up over the phone.
That night she kept calling me crying and asking why, I kept telling her she needed to call a friend or family and not me if she was looking for comfort because how was I going to do that? Was so bad I told her after I hung up for the last time that night I was turning off my cell phone, unplugging the phone in my apartment, and if she showed up at my door I was calling the cops. Thankfully she listened to that and left me alone for a couple days before making contact again when she was in the right state of mind to think and talk clearly.
That night she kept calling me crying and asking why, I kept telling her she needed to call a friend or family and not me if she was looking for comfort because how was I going to do that? Was so bad I told her after I hung up for the last time that night I was turning off my cell phone, unplugging the phone in my apartment, and if she showed up at my door I was calling the cops. Thankfully she listened to that and left me alone for a couple days before making contact again when she was in the right state of mind to think and talk clearly.
